Monday, October 20, 2008

Say It Ain't So, Joe McCarthy

Please investigate this hateful harpy, anyone she's ever passed on the street (after all, that's what the right wing's doing to Obama), anyone who's ever contributed to her campaigns then have her chemically neutered by an Act of Congress in case she's still young enough to breed again.

Thank you.
- Jurassicpork, October 20, 2008, on

It was creepy enough when Michelle Bachman (R-Groupie) was getting a bit too touchy-feely a la Katherine Harris with rumored incumbent George W. Bush. But how much creepier is it when Bachman starts cozying up to the rotted, 51 year-old corpse of Sen. Joe McCarthy, a hateful, alcoholic homunculus of a man whose very name provides the basis for the darkest, most paranoid period of American history until Richard Nixon?

On the 17th, Bachman appeared on Chris Matthews' Hardball and said that Congress ought to investigate Obama for being "antiAmerican." Then, since she was on a roll, Bachman then decided to call for an investigation into unspecified members of Congress for unAmerican activity. I'm sure that Bachman's voters send her sympathy cards every year on the anniversary that HUAC was finally put out of its misery. When Matthews asked her for other specific members of Congress whom she'd like to see investigated, Bachman burped out the skeleton of a slave baby, picked her horse teeth with them and replied,
"What I would say is that the news media should do a penetrating expose and take a look. I wish they would. I wish the American media would take a great look at the views of the people in Congress and find out if they are pro-America or anti-America."

So, sure, it's creepy that she's channeling Ann Coulter, who in turn seems to be directly channeling the boozy spirit of Joe McCarthy but it's also laughable because Bachman, in trying to smear the Illinois senator, couldn't even show enough initiative to bring some fresh lies, innuendos and allegations to the table.

What's even more laughable is that right after Bachman called for a Congressional investigation of all liberals, a website went up calling for Bachman to be censured by Congress. So treat yourself and go here to ask that Congress censure this libidinous witch for her inflammatory comments on national TV. If Wesley Clark can't state the obvious and say that McCain getting shot down over Hanoi doesn't qualify him to be Commander in Chief, then this Olympic-class cunt certainly can't get away with calling Obama antiAmerican and calling for an investigation two and a half weeks before the election.

And, if you have the gumption, here's Bachman's contact information in case you want to tell her staffers what you think about her inflammatory comments about Obama:

* Washington Office
o 412 Cannon HOB
o Washington, DC 20515
o Phone: (202) 225-2331
o Fax: (202) 225-6475
* Woodbury Office
o 6043 Hudson Rd, Suite 330
o Woodbury, MN 55125
o Phone: 651-731-5400
o Fax: 651-731-6650
* St. Cloud/Waite Park Office
o 110 2nd Street S, Suite 232
o Waite Park, MN 56387
o Phone: 320-253-5931
o Fax: 320-240-6905

While you're at it, give America an early Christmas present and help hurl this howling banshee back into the shadows where she belongs and send some green love El Tinklenberg's way. He's the guy running against Bachman.


At October 20, 2008 at 7:38 PM, Blogger Cossack said...


This is the nutcase that almost dropped to her knees when Shrub was addressing Congress. She is a real nutjob, should be ushered back to her home...and put under protective restraint!

At October 20, 2008 at 8:54 PM, Blogger Pryme said...

"libidinous witch?"

You're getting soft in your old age, JP. :)

Your comparison of the retaliation of her comments and Gen. Clark's is spot-on.

At October 20, 2008 at 9:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

There isn't much to be ashamed of in Minnesota, but I want to apologize for the idiocy of that district even though I don't live there.

Iron Range Earl

At October 21, 2008 at 9:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bachmann is a contemptible tool. She uses the word "anti-American" without the slightest idea of what it means to her -- and for good reason. The term is meaningless. It is simply an empty cipher designed and deployed to drum up xenophobia.


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