Monday, November 24, 2008

God Wars

Since I'm undergoing an anti-religious kick (the opposite of religious reform, I guess you could call it), it's only natural that Susan Lindauer would forward this to me yesterday.

It was supposedly a war of words between Sarah Palin's humorless and conservative Cumberland Presbyterians and the Catholics, one that was carried out in front of their respective churches.

It's not real, of course. The text has been Photoshopped in. Look behind the Catholic church sign and you'll note that the parked cars never move, unless this pissing match was carried out within a couple of hours. Still, it's funny. Click on any image to enlarge it to full size.


At November 24, 2008 at 6:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Photoshop is so much more fun than reality!

At November 24, 2008 at 6:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Today is my late dog's birthday.

Happy Birthday, baby. Remember to share your tennis ball, and leave God's sandals alone!

Ms Wilberforce

At November 24, 2008 at 8:44 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

Aw! Happy birthday to the dear pooch, Mrs. W. I'm sure that he's chasing sticks hopping on one cloud after another.

He's in a happier place, especially since there won't be any Republicans up there to bother him.

At November 25, 2008 at 4:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm pleased that Pottersville continues as the premier location for free thinking on the Internet. I can put to rest the long standing and extremely important question regarding our pets and their souls along with the quandary of what happens to pets after they pass. For those who scoff at the use of "important," just ask yourselves, who would want to die if they didn't have a guaranteed reunion with Rover upon arrival to what's commonly referred to as "a better place" (which wouldn't take much).

So here's the proof: If pets didn't have souls and go to heaven, then how is it possible for the Pet Psychic to speak to them?

Bet you weren't ready for that one. It's simply not a matter that's open to question. If you doubt the logic, then track down the Pet Psychic and challenge her. It will be the very last time you utter, "Well, let me play devil's advocate."

Fine blog, very fine.

At November 25, 2008 at 1:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's a soul?

At November 25, 2008 at 1:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

No Cumberland Presbyterians in Alaska and the signs were changed at a sign generator -

so the Palin connection is silly at best -intentionally ignorant otherwise

At November 25, 2008 at 4:59 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

No Cumberland Presbyterians in Alaska and the signs were changed at a sign generator -

I think I already said as much, dipshit. Learn to read.

The Cumberland Presbyterians are increasingly conservative, the kind like the wackos that hold sway (no pun intended) over their queen wacko Sarah Palin.

So it's not as much of a stretch as you may think.


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