This is God Speaking
...on the highway.
The Freeway Blogger's got some competition.
Living here in Massachusetts, we don't see many if any billboards purporting to be from God. He obviously must be pretty well off because the Lord sure takes out a lot of billboards in Appalachia that aren't written at all by his swaying, speaking-in-tongues snake-charmer devotees. Below are a sample of some of the most, er, notable of God's attempts to get our attention while we're hurtling ourselves inside pieces of machinery that weigh several thousands of pounds.
I guess He wants us in his kingdom sooner than He lets on.
Luckily, God believes in equal time in his Salvation-at-55 MPH program...
posted by jurassicpork @ Monday, November 24, 2008
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8 Comments:
THis is, I believe, what is meant by 'begging the question'...In a related matter.
By the way, today (Nov24) is tha anniversary of the publication, in 1859, of Origin of Species...
So that's why I haven't raped anyone: I'm Godless.
Thanks for the link, Woodie. That was very informative.
Two billboards I'd like to see:
dkfjght ieenfhdyrt jvnfbt!
---God
And:
JESUS IS COMING...
And he wants you to swallow!!
Ok...One more:
Use both hands when handling that SNAKE!
-God
Anon: I don't get the first one. The second one, however, is both a howler and a keeper.
In the first one,I'm alluding to the act of speaking in tongues.
I'll put faith in those fucking signs when one appears on its own, where there was no billboard before...
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