Tuesday, June 14, 2011

The Magnificent Seven

Calvera: If God didn't want them sheared, he would not have made them sheep.

Vin: You elected?
Chris: Na. I got nominated real good.
(right after Chris got the end of his cigar shot off.)
The Magnificent Seven

Last night's "debate" amongst the first 7 GOP contenders was not actually a debate as seven morons who had only one message to convey: The nigger must go. Another problem: Having these seven lunatics on stage so they could agree with each other about how awful the black guy is is like having a pole position heat before all the drivers have arrived (Palin, Perry, Huntsman, etc).

True to form, the MSM such as the increasingly right-leaning NY Times and host network CNN, never once to my knowledge asked themselves, "Gee, Election Day is almost 17 months away. We're not even close to caucuses or primaries or anything substantial in the way of conservative voter preferences. Isn't it kind of early to be having a GOP debate in which the participants don't actually debate each other?"

True to form, the Magnificent 7 couldn't offer anything magnificent at all, not even broad strokes, and Michele Bachmann became the darling of the night when she pathetically blurted out like a Tourette's patient, "Obama's a one-term president!" without demonstrating in either word or deed how the Republican Party is going to somehow manage that feat of right wing political engineering.

"Thank you for not pointing out how bat shit insane I am, Rick, even though you can't talk."

Oh sure, they mentioned jobs for the proles and how little Obama has done about that. But in reality the only job that counts is the one these six lily white people and their token want. If the Republican Party actually gave a shit about jobs, they would've addressed the issue after taking control of the House this past January instead of avoiding the subject.

Summer product launches (remember what Andy Card said about them taking place in August?) are never a good idea. John McCain had his product rollout in late August 2008 and look how well that worked out for him.

And if Sarah Pailn's cherry-picked emails (cherry-picked by her successor after she cut and ran from Juneau) show her to be an "engaged" and "dedicated" leader, if her freshly white-washed administration, with the help of the media, represents Sarah Palin 2.0, the Ultimate Reboot, then last night's pathetic assemblage of contenders should serve to show how intellectually, politically and charismatically anemic the GOP truly is these days.


At June 14, 2011 at 1:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only JEB explains Barry's Obysmal performance.

At June 15, 2011 at 1:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a side effect of the 2 party system.
These 7 are held up as a supposed “choice” when each and every one of them is nothing but a puppet for their corporate, special interest masters.
It doesn’t matter if one of them were to unseat BO.
The net result is the same.
The puppet masters continue to be firmly in charge of everything. We will continue to fight useless wars in the name of policing the planet. Oil prices will continue to rise. The ruling elite will continue to bleed more and more money from the former middle class while getting a larger share of the dwindling pie for themselves. The sheep will bleat louder and louder while they are being led to the slaughter until the “new world government” steps in claiming they will make everything better. All we need to do is give up all semblances of freedom and bow down to them.
What’s happening in Greece right now is a harbinger of things to come in the USA.
The masters are demanding payment for years of frivolous borrowing.
Go ahead and make your “choice”.


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