Friday, February 13, 2009

Caption Contest


Impress me, 'cuz I got a million of 'em, folks.

posted by jurassicpork @ Friday, February 13, 2009   14 comments

14 Comments:

At February 13, 2009 at 9:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where am I?
How did I get here?
Goddamn,I need to lay off the Beam!
I guess we're not in Texas anymore!

 
At February 13, 2009 at 10:01 AM, Blogger Rehctaw said...

So that's what a ball looks like! Pickles had mine removed. Hey would you mind if I took this with me? I could really use a big brass one.

Alt: Must not drop the invisible leash to the invisible dog.

 
At February 13, 2009 at 10:07 AM, Blogger Juan Moment said...

Getting slightly bored with his afterlife, the boy emperor decided to step into Harrison's shoes in the upcoming sequel 'Indiana Jones & the Invaders without Cause'.

 
At February 13, 2009 at 11:47 AM, Blogger The Minstrel Boy said...

former preznit g.w. bush finally understands the full meaning of an aztec dance. he remains grateful for the cactus nubbins.

 
At February 13, 2009 at 2:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh my...
I thought I had told them I only accept Pay-Oh-Lah......not, Pay-Oh-Tee.

 
At February 13, 2009 at 2:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man in white shirt facing Bush: Good God George! You throw a ball like a girl!!



Bush:??????

 
At February 13, 2009 at 3:39 PM, Blogger Bukko Boomeranger said...

What do you mean you can't make a shrunken head out of me? Somethin' about my brain bein' too small already?

 
At February 13, 2009 at 6:57 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

Hmm. Peyote, smoking stuff from pipes. Yep, the domestic and foreign policy's all beginning to make sense now.

 
At February 13, 2009 at 7:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Howdy Partner..ya know the Texas two step don't ya

 
At February 13, 2009 at 9:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...I thought you said Ass Test. Mah bad!"

Regards,

Tengrain

 
At February 14, 2009 at 11:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I thought playing grab-ass in China with Misty May and Kerri Walsh was fun. But you guys are way better. Plus I'm a Golden Globe winner!"

 
At February 14, 2009 at 11:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Lead him up this way. The temple's over here."

 
At February 14, 2009 at 11:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is this "Montezuma" feller I'm gonna play in your historical reenactablement?

 
At February 15, 2009 at 7:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That Hair Weave Looks FABUUUULLLOUUUUSSSS!!!!!!!

 

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