Why Jesus Would be Loathed by the Right Wing

If he overturned the tables of the money changers on the Sabbath, imagine what he'd do to Wall Street. We'd see cafe lattes and frappaccinos getting turned into camel piss and Cobb salads and filet mignons at the Four Seasons transformed into dog shit.

He was a community organizer and openly disparaged personal wealth.

His pacifism would have guaranteed he wouldn't have done shit for the military industrial complex.

He freely and openly cavorted with prostitutes, which, on second thought, may make him beloved of the right wing.

Considering how many miracles he created and how many sick people he healed, he had the best and lowest-cost universal health care plan you can possibly get.

He took responsibility for everyone else's actions as well as his own.

God really did talk through him.

If Jesus really was black, as the Bible suggests, take that loathing and double it.