JP's Top Tweets of the Day
Because it's too fucking hot to think for more than 140 characters at a time.
During the memorial video, ask, "Yeah but where's the home movie we took during that weekend on Fire Island?"
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 3, 2012#ThingsNotToDoDuringAFuneral
The RCC and BSA are soulmates in that they persecute gays yet cover up for pedophiles. postregister.com/scouts_honor/p…
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 3, 2012#p2#LGBT#teambisexual#p21
Only in DC can they sodomize you, leave you for dead & have the nerve to beg you to let them to do it for 2 more years. nyti.ms/MfP9Zs
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 3, 2012
In light of watching RWNJs gorge themselves on Chik-Fil-A, it's a shame
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 3, 2012#homophobe@dancathy doesn't own a cyanide factory.#LGBT#p2#p21
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 3, 2012
@liberalchik#RejectedChikFilAslogans: Eat more cock.#p2#p21#tlot#tcot#LGBT#teambisexual
Has anyone else suspected Jenna Jameson supports
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 3, 2012@mittromney because he reminds her of her favorite male love doll?#p2#p21#tlot#RWNJ
Jenna Jameson's support of
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 3, 2012@mittromney is appropriate since she's the only person on earth who's held more positions than him.#p2#p21
If Mussolini was alive & endorsing
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 3, 2012@mittromney today I can imagine Mittens saying, "Say what you will but he got the buses running on time!"
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 3, 2012
#RomneyShambles: Seamus ate my tax returns. Go follow him with a pooper scooper if you want them.#WhatsMittHiding#p3#p21#tlot#topprogs
Ron Jeremy's cock endorses
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 3, 2012@mittromney, says, "What's more apt than one big prick endorsing another?"#p2#p21#tlot#connecttheleft
Dude, Where's my Car Elevator?
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 3, 2012#RomneyMovies#p2#p21#tlot#RWNJ#topprogs#connecttheleft
Jenna Jameson's endorsing
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 3, 2012@mittromney because, unlike his blue collar victims, she enjoys Republican sodomy.#p2#p21#tlot#RWNJ#topprogs
Halliburton's CEO released a decade's worth of tax returns. If a world-eater like Cheney is that transparent,
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 3, 2012#WhatsRomneyHiding?#p2#p21
posted by jurassicpork @ Friday, August 03, 2012
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