Actual ad on Craigslist

Yes, people, it's now come to this. On top of vetting your prior employers and undergoing the humiliation of a criminal and credit background check, drug screening and a physical and being asked to turn over our Facebook passwords, now we have to submit to a hair follicle test. Which is one step away from DNA testing.

The fact that this ad is both ungrammatical and misspelled only heightens the irony that this fascist fuck is gainfully employed while I remain unemployed for the fourth straight year.