"Yes, peasant?"Whether or not he can pick up on our occasional emotional distress, I still envy Popeye because he doesn't have any idea of how desperate our financial situation is getting. It must be nice having no concept of money, bills, eviction, liens, etc. It's a peace of mind I haven't known since I was a kid and now I understand why the old man used to tell me that I didn't know how good I had it.
So please help us out because if we get kicked out of here after this month, we'll never hear the end of it from our cat. And God knows what'll happen to him if worse comes to worst. You can't care for a cat out of a car.