Live-tweeting the Death of Democracy

#WhatFunnyMeansToMe A multimillionaire wearing a $12,495 jacket masquerading as a woman of the people. #DemsInPhilly pic.twitter.com/pnuNCzDK6Q

— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) July 26, 2016

If you hear organ music coming from the rafters at the #DemsInPhilly convention, it's just Debbie Wasserman Schultz. pic.twitter.com/JLSuQqhGzo

— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) July 26, 2016

Only known photograph of the Democratic Rules Committee with Hillary Rotten Clinton. #DemsInPhilly pic.twitter.com/mVpOYqmS9w

— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) July 25, 2016

What to expect on Thursday night from the #DemsInPhilly. pic.twitter.com/CNbSgZpXm5

— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) July 26, 2016

.@SarahKSilverman Yes, the way to unify the party is to tell Bernie backers they're being ridiculous. Go piss & moan with DWS. #DemsInPhilly

— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) July 26, 2016

Watching the #DemsInPhilly, I'm starting to wonder how many Clinton super delegates got their Poli Sci degrees from Trump University.

— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) July 26, 2016

Clinton's acceptance speech at the #DNCinPHL will be brief on account of all the times she'll taking the 5th. #DemsInPhilly

— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) July 26, 2016

Frankly, I'm surprised the #DemsInPhilly aren't holding it in an abandoned factory. pic.twitter.com/4Sk2EGanKH

— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) July 26, 2016

Bridge Over Troubled Water? Seriously? They should've picked Beware of Darkness. #DemsInPhilly

— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) July 26, 2016

Watch, the #RWNJs will accuse Michelle Obama of plagiarizing Melania Trump's speech. #DemsInPhilly

— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) July 26, 2016

#Breaking: #DemsInPhilly to hold nominee roll call vote in a series of dead drops in the Jersey pine barrens. pic.twitter.com/AbUzzz1kV4

— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) July 26, 2016

I would've laughed my ass off if the @FLOTUS had delivered her speech in a halting Slovenian accent. #DemsInPhilly

— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) July 26, 2016

     (At this point, Twitter censored me yet again, forcing me to switch to my one remaining account.)

You don't like Sanders backers protesting the rigged results? Well, in the words of a REAL Democrat... #DemsInPhilly pic.twitter.com/KJqEHXgfmB

— Mike Flannigan (@MikeFlannigan59) July 25, 2016

Fact: All the party insiders know where Hoffa's buried. #DemsInPhilly #DemsInDisarray pic.twitter.com/WeHZ1cFuKo

— Mike Flannigan (@MikeFlannigan59) July 26, 2016

The only thing that makes Elizabeth Warren endorsing Hillary Clinton tolerable is my belief she's throwing up in her mouth. #DemsInPhilly

— Mike Flannigan (@MikeFlannigan59) July 26, 2016

I wonder how long it'll take Sarah Silverman to accuse us of throwing chairs at her. #DemsInPhilly

— Mike Flannigan (@MikeFlannigan59) July 26, 2016

Before the #DNCinPHL tonight I strongly suggest the #DNC have the Philly archdiocese do a cleansing of the convention center before & after.

— Mike Flannigan (@MikeFlannigan59) July 25, 2016

#DNCchecklist #DNCinPHL pic.twitter.com/nTKpiBtIEb

— Mike Flannigan (@MikeFlannigan59) July 25, 2016

#DNCchecklist pic.twitter.com/0jytErKfkd

— Mike Flannigan (@MikeFlannigan59) July 25, 2016

To recap: Debbie Wasserman Schultz hasn't officially resigned, still has duties at the #DNCinPHL & is working for Clinton. #DemsInPhilly

— Mike Flannigan (@MikeFlannigan59) July 26, 2016