RNC Live-Tweeting
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Back in 1894, Stephen Crane devoted an entire article, "Heard on the Street Election Night" in New York City by just walking through the crowd and collecting impressions and snippets of conversation. Here are mine:
On the convention floor of the #RNCinCLE, there's a strange mix of flop sweat, body odor, Old Spice and bourbon.— MikeFlannigan (@MikeFlannigan78) July 20, 2016
Heard at the #RNCinCLE "Hey, boy, get my car. Yes, I AM aware you're Dr. Ben Carson."— MikeFlannigan (@MikeFlannigan78) July 20, 2016
3 attendees at Trump's outreach for women. Maybe he shouldn't've called it "Bitches For Me." https://t.co/3I2wfGCi2N pic.twitter.com/e8uH15KjEY— MikeFlannigan (@MikeFlannigan78) July 20, 2016
What Trump's real campaign poster should be like. pic.twitter.com/PKIXK2P9Ot— MikeFlannigan (@MikeFlannigan78) July 19, 2016
I spotted Jimmy O'Keefe at the #RNCinCLE badgering parking valets into admitting Democrat bias. I think the Superfly outfit gave him away.— MikeFlannigan (@MikeFlannigan78) July 20, 2016
I just saw John McCain doddering around the parking lot at the #RNCinCLE sans pants. If he buys a few more homes, maybe he can find one.— MikeFlannigan (@MikeFlannigan78) July 20, 2016
Heard at the #RNCinCLE: "What's the difference between the white elevators & the rest?" "The black elevators only go to the basement."— MikeFlannigan (@MikeFlannigan78) July 20, 2016
Heard at the #RNCinCLE: "Why are tennis balls banned but not guns?" "It's Trump's way of telling Serena to fuck off."— MikeFlannigan (@MikeFlannigan78) July 20, 2016
Which is sadder? Seeing Mayor Rudy at the #RNCinCLE telling people the End is Nigh or Ted Nugent picketing the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.— MikeFlannigan (@MikeFlannigan78) July 20, 2016
Just saw a fat guy arguing about paying the tax on his drink tab. He told the bartender he wanted to drown him in a bathtub. #RNCinCLE— MikeFlannigan (@MikeFlannigan78) July 20, 2016
I just found a picture of this Meredith McIver. #RNCinCLE pic.twitter.com/tfm36oZfgR— MikeFlannigan (@MikeFlannigan78) July 20, 2016
Now the Republican house band is playing Ring of Fire at the #RNCinCLE. Yeah, get used to that tableau, you racist assholes.— MikeFlannigan (@MikeFlannigan78) July 21, 2016
Rick Scott is now speaking at the #RNCinCLE appealing to the skeletal zombie/cyborg vote, which is about 40% of the attendees.— MikeFlannigan (@MikeFlannigan78) July 21, 2016
Laura Ingraham, a victim of Roger Ailes' sexual harassment, just gave a speech at the #RNCinCLE for a man accused of raping a 13 year-old.— MikeFlannigan (@MikeFlannigan78) July 21, 2016
Why do I get the feeling that Ted Cruz's speech at the #RNCinCLE was written as encrypted symbols in a grid pattern? pic.twitter.com/JQv8zmZUiC— MikeFlannigan (@MikeFlannigan78) July 21, 2016
Donald Trump Jr to speak at the #RNCinCLE. pic.twitter.com/BIv9iU1Tkg— MikeFlannigan (@MikeFlannigan78) July 21, 2016
Republicans are now passing around dolls showing each other the location of Ted Cruz's "bad touches." #RNCinCLE — MikeFlannigan (@MikeFlannigan78) July 21, 2016
— Mike Flannigan (@MikeFlannigan59) July 21, 2016
I guess Donald Trump really is a uniter. Without even trying, he got the entire #RNCinCLE to hate on Ted Cruz.— Mike Flannigan (@MikeFlannigan59) July 21, 2016
Ted Cruz just said "Allahu Akbar" before bomb-vesting the rest of his political career. #RNCinCLE— Mike Flannigan (@MikeFlannigan59) July 21, 2016
Everyone who said Ted Cruz was the Zodiac should apologize. The Zodiac was way more popular than Cruz is right now. #RNCinCLE— Mike Flannigan (@MikeFlannigan59) July 21, 2016
Maybe Ted Cruz should have read a Dr. Seuss book, instead. That always seems to work. #RNCinCLE— Mike Flannigan (@MikeFlannigan59) July 21, 2016
It's a helluva trick to make George W. Bush look smart, suave, popular & articulate but by God, somehow Ted Cruz managed it. #RNCinCLE— Mike Flannigan (@MikeFlannigan59) July 21, 2016
The Zodiac just sent an email to the #RNCinCLE: "This is the Zodiac speaking. I am NOT Ted Cruz."— Mike Flannigan (@MikeFlannigan59) July 21, 2016
Mike Pence in Old Men of the Corn. #RNCaMovie #RNCinCLE— Mike Flannigan (@MikeFlannigan59) July 21, 2016
posted by jurassicpork @ Wednesday, July 20, 2016
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Sorry the embed code doesn't work. Twitter really sucks cock tonight. They're also hunting me down on my every account and censoring each one, one by one, something that's been happening all during this election cycle.
Ja vol.
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