Orgasm of Hate Live-Tweeting

(By American Zen's @mikeflannigan59, on loan from Ari)

Quicken Loan Center, Cleveland---

One more night, I keep telling myself, just one more fucking night. Ari better have a reserved parking spot waiting for me the size of fucking Rhode Island. And mental health counseling fully subsidized on my health care plan. And a bottle of Bushmill's. No, a case...

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Uh huh, So, THIS is how @realDonaldTrump is going to secure the minority votes at the #RNCinCLE. Yee-ah. pic.twitter.com/mwBwyDF5C5

— Mike Flannigan (@MikeFlannigan59) July 22, 2016

Bringing Joe Arpaio to the #RNCinCLE to get Latino votes is like inviting Ted Nugent to get the Vegan vote.

— Mike Flannigan (@MikeFlannigan59) July 22, 2016

Pastor Mark Burns at the #RNCinCLE: One of the "good ones" and they will rub his fat sweaty bald head & he'll love them for it.

— Mike Flannigan (@MikeFlannigan59) July 22, 2016

Having Pastor Mark Burns & Jerry Falwell Jr. sucking up to the evangelical vote is the dried out bubblegum that came with the trading cards.

— Mike Flannigan (@MikeFlannigan59) July 22, 2016

Poor Fran Tarkenton (@Fran_Tarkenton). After everything he did for the Vikings, he's now reduced to subbing at the #RNCinCLE for Tim Tebow.

— Mike Flannigan (@MikeFlannigan59) July 22, 2016

Finally, some gravitas and intellect at the #RNCinCLE: Marsha Blackburn just quoted Larry the Cable Guy. "Let's git 'er done,"

— Mike Flannigan (@MikeFlannigan59) July 22, 2016

Hearing Larry the Cable Guy's catchphrase at the #RNCinCLE is oddly comforting & appropriate. Let us thank God he's here with us in spirit.

— Mike Flannigan (@MikeFlannigan59) July 22, 2016

Reince Priebus has a look, name & air about him that brings to mind a post-Wiemar Republic Vice Principal. #RNCinCLE pic.twitter.com/9mLJ7hN1vP

— MikeFlannigan (@MikeFlannigan78) July 22, 2016

Who the hell shaved a French bulldog and thrust the poor little thing up on the #RNCinCLE stage? Oh, that's just Reince Priebus. Never mind.

— MikeFlannigan (@MikeFlannigan78) July 22, 2016

Poor Reince Priebus has the look of a cafeteria monitor who just realized during a food fight that he's in way over his head.  #RNCinCLE

— MikeFlannigan (@MikeFlannigan78) July 22, 2016

Peter Thiel gets hypocritical applause for being gay despite the #RNCinCLE's hideously anti-LGBT platform. https://t.co/2XelvTMG06

— MikeFlannigan (@MikeFlannigan78) July 22, 2016

(At this point, I had to co-opt one of my book and writing accounts when Twitter stalked me and shut down all three of my political accounts within hours. Gee, I don't suppose Chadwick stalking me today on Twitter and this censorship is in any way related, could it? Nah.)

I wonder if Peter Thiel would get applause for being gay if he wasn't A) white b) a billionaire & c) Republican. #RNCinCLE

— Mike Flannigan (@Cinemaboy88) July 22, 2016

Here Comes the Sun is being played at the #RNCinCLE. In a related story, earthquakes near George Harrison's grave are being reported.

— Mike Flannigan (@Cinemaboy88) July 22, 2016

The #RNCinCLE is finally getting smart: Now they're stealing songs like Here Comes the Sun by dead artists so they can't complain.

— Mike Flannigan (@Cinemaboy88) July 22, 2016

Here Comes the Sun? No, folks, that's just Donald Trump's bloated puss on the Jumbotron. #RNCinCLE pic.twitter.com/DaLItnxxCZ

— Mike Flannigan (@Cinemaboy88) July 22, 2016

(Twitter's just shut down this account, too, making four in all today. This shit's gone too far.)

Ivanka Trump: "Daddy never once put his hand on my thigh... Well, not TOO high up, anyway." #RNCinCLE pic.twitter.com/mJEKpYnfa4

— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) July 22, 2016

Notice how Donald Trump never talked about his daughter Tiffany until he needed her for the #RNCinCLE? https://t.co/6zqGTnHaMj

— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) July 22, 2016

     To give you an idea of how complete and obsessive this fascist censorship has been tonight, this is what you'd see if you logged on to the analytics pages of all four Twitter accounts that they've censored at someone's behest:

     Note the complete absence of timelines, a sure sign (that and suddenly getting single and low double digit impressions) you're being censored. Apparently someone and their wife in Tel Aviv have got way too much spare time on their hands and just can't shake their obsession with me. And what do all four of these accounts have in common? This blog and I've just showed a certain someone which ones I'm using.

     And they and Twitter are being such cowardly, craven cunts about it, they haven't even got the balls to tell me they're the authors of my ongoing, neverending censorship because right wingers are the ultimate cowards.

     Meanwhile, earlier today when I lodged a complaint about Jailbird Joe Chadwick, Twitter sent me an immediate canned response: In order to process my complaint, they demanded I show them a government-issued photo ID to prove who I am. This is the email to prove what I'm saying:

 

      The complaint lodged was about an account that began following two of my accounts, @crawfordisms59, a typical puerile Chadwick dick move that an asthmatic high school sophomore would've dreamed up to get back at the high school jock who shoved him into his locker. This parody account used my picture as an avatar which was then stretched into a banner image. In order to get this, Chadwick or his wife would've needed to go to Kickstarter, which hosted my first drive several years ago. That would've meant going deep into their archives, finding my long defunct account, harvesting a screengrab from the video I'd posted, setting up a new email address then setting up this idiotic account in an attempt to be amusing. Which ought to show you the sheer depth and depravity of the obsession these toxic right wing douchebags harbor for me.

     If this is the best Chadwick can do for humor, you can imagine what a barrel of laughs his new stupid ass Poor Man's Mike Nelson book is.

     But seriously? A photo ID? Now, what would that prove? Isn't it enough that I'm already logged into the account from which I lodged the complaint? Why would they demand to have something that contains my home address, my driver's license ID number, date of birth, all that shit?

     Meanwhile, I'm getting censored across the board with complete impunity and somehow I'm doubting the asshole(s) lodging these baseless complaints are being asked for their gov't-issued photo IDs.