Friday, July 20, 2018

Gotham City Digest, July 20, 2018

     In which we fondly reminisce about how nice it was to once be on another planet besides earth.

     The NY Times' lede: "President Trump’s longtime lawyer, Michael D. Cohen, secretly recorded a conversation with Mr. Trump two months before the presidential election in which they discussed payments to a former Playboy model who said she had an affair with Mr. Trump, according to lawyers and others familiar with the recording."
      So, naturally, Giuliani tells the Times that it shows Trump knew nothing about the payout and that it's "exculpatory." Rudy Giuliani: the gift that just keeps on giving.
     Btw, what else happened two months before the election almost to the day?
     The release of the Access Hollywood tape (September 7th). Hence the timing of this other taped conversation.

     Gee, I don't see how this could've happened. Russian hackers got into our energy, aviation and power infrastructures. How could this have happened on the watch of a guy who thought being the Secretary of Energy simply involved being a goodwill ambassador to oil and gas companies? But, hey, that's OK. We'll just blame the black guy again.

     Just as Trump is the Russian stooge we asked for, Maria Butina is the spy the administration asked for. Now she's in federal custody. When will it be the time for Trump and his inner circle?

     Mission accomplished, comrade. My God, this fucking moron doesn't even know when he's being mocked by Putin from five feet away. But what do you expect from a guy who allowed and greatly aided Putin in tearing us apart using our racism and homophobia? No wonder they're calling trump the #MoscowMule.

     This is how corrupt Florida politics is. Florida primaries are open when only one party has candidates. So, if 2 Democrats and no Republicans qualify for a race, then the Dem primary is open to all voters. But a fake, write-in candidate can close the primary, effectively disenfranchising a majority, in this case, 62% of the district. You'd think, after nearly 200 years of public voting, America would have this electoral thingie nailed by now.

     At the Aspen Security Forum yesterday, Rod Rosenstein unveiled a plan in which the Justice Department essentially will warn us about Trump's treachery regarding at least Russia. Yes, our Department of Justice has to protect us from Trump and his puppet masters. Think about that for a minute, folks.

     So, Trump is now being called the #Moscowmule and is the target of this op-ed. Was it written by some wild-eyed deep statist Commie liberal? No. Will Hurd is a Republican sitting member of Congress from the 23rd District of Texas and a former CIA officer.

     It ought to be mentioned and repeated infinitum ad nauseum that Russian agents such as Butina targeted right wing groups such as the NRA, the GOP and evangelicals, not Democrats or liberal groups. This is because conservatives are the stupidest, most easily deluded people on the planet. Again, the Russians did not target the left wing, they targeted the right wing because they are simply stupid. That is all you need to know. We're not the ones wiping borscht off our faces, they are. In fact, in my mind, NRA stands for Numbnut Russian Accomplice.

     Here's what happened on camera between Whoopi and Pirro. I would've loved to be a fly on the wall for what happened off camera. I'm sure Pirro's literary agent and publisher are glad they signed up this whackjob.

     I agree with Corey Booker. All the indictments, guilty pleas and imprisonment of his thugs aside, he should not be allowed to nominate a SCOTUS Justice if you're under a criminal investigation. We already let him do it once. We shouldn't make the same mistake again. In fact, I'll go you one further: All laws or appointments Trump has made while having prior knowledge that Russia interfered in the election then denied should technically be declared void ab initio (void from the beginning).

     Erica Jong's daughter Molly told Kimberly Guilfoyle that quitting Fox and going to work for Daddy Warbucks' Super PAC wasn't a promotion. I concur. Boy, she's gonna feel awfully stupid throwing away a career when Trump gets his indictment.

     Ladies & gentlemen, I give you Trump supporter Roseanne Barr in her farewell performance.

     You just can't make this shit up. At the Aspen Security Conference, DNI Dan Coats actually laughed and said, "Say that again?" when told Trump invited Putin into the WH.

     Oh, so Obama's the patsy for Russia now, eh? Wow. Projection, thy name is tRump.

     Gee, isn't Roger Stone begging for money dangerously close to, I don't know, Socialism? Maybe he can pawn his Clark Kent glasses. And finally...

     (Robin Leach voice) Why, look who it is! It's Russian superstar spy Maria Butina with Sheriff David Clarke at a Russian NRA function!


At July 20, 2018 at 4:35 PM, Blogger Stan B. said...

Straight GOP/KGB-Trump/PUTIN Ticket... MAGA!!!


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