Tuesday, June 18, 2019

Gotham City Digest

(Where we promise to never filibuster the news for its own sake.)

     Elaine Chao has lined her own pockets and stolen taxpayer money to benefit her husband’s state: The House will now investigate corruption allegations against her & McConnell's crime family.

     Margaret Hunter, the wife of CA Rep. Duncan Hunter, threw hubby under the bus June 13th, pleading guilty and admitting she and her husband misused more than $200,000 worth of campaign funds for personal gain, including a $10,000 trip to Italy and plane tickets for their pet rabbit, Eggburt.
      Who says a wife can't testify against her own husband?

     You hear that? Democratic Socialism, NOT Socialism.

     Black Phoenix family sues Phoenix PD for abusing them and threatening their lives for $10,000,000. Good. I hope they get twice as much.

     If this doesn't choke you up, you're not human.

      “Those who did this do not represent how Dallasites feel about our thriving LGBTQ community,” (Mayor) Rawling said. “We will not stand for this kind of behavior.”
      Less than a month and a half later, the body of the same victim was found floating in a lake in Dallas. So, yes. Dallas DOES stand for this kind of behavior.

      Remember when Steve Mnuchin told us the Harriet Tubman $20 would be delayed for 6 years for technical reasons and may never have her likeness? Well, here it is. The NY Times got a peek at the design, done in 2016. Mnuchin, like everyone else in this kakistocracy of an administration, is a lying sack o' shit and tRump is a racist. Shocking, I know.

     The polling is fake.
     OK, it's not fake but the numbers are ancient. We have newer polls.
     No, I can't prove they exist.

     This is one of the few things that'll make me appreciate Microsoft Word.

     OJ Simpson just joined Twitter on the 25th anniversary since he murdered his wife & Ron Goldman. He's already attracting lots of followers.
     As you can expect, he's already up to his old knife tricks...

     The FBI found kiddie porn on Alex Jones' computer. So, naturally he concocts a conspiracy theory blaming the Sandy Hook parents.

     But, sure, let's worry more about Sharia law than the danger in our midst.

     Watch what happens when George Stephanopoulos repeatedly presses Trump on why he refused to answer questions about obstruction.

     Keep in mind, these are the very same people who protect white supremacists, KKK & Neo Nazis during their hate marches.

     Bernie Sanders slams ‘polite f-u’ letters sent by generic drug companies as 'clearly illegal' and calls for an investigation. Bernie's such a badass.

     Well over half of our government is working in unison to protect one crook. Take a moment to let that sink in. This is the DOJ's argument to not release Trump's tax returns in violation of federal law. They've seen them. They know what's in them would sink Trump in 2020. And, knowing he's a crook, they're busting a nut to keep him in office.

     I bet he would've listened if the Navy told him the aliens were brown instead of gray and ate tacos.

     This is what we did 54 years ago. We can do it again. Obama didn't have the growing, liberal grassroots movement that LBJ enjoyed after the '64 general election. But it's growing again. And right wingers and Dixiecrats like James Eastland were doing the same exact thing McConnell's doing now- Preventing progressive and commonsense bills from coming up for a vote. And people are noticing and are getting pissed off at the Do Nothing right wing agenda.
      2020 is going to be a blood bath for the right wing. The 2018 midterms were mere prologue for what's to come.

     In the last 30 years, the 1% gained $21,000,000,000,000 while the bottom half lost almost a trillion. Pass the steak sauce.

     Only in America can a "wellness check" on a sleeping black man immediately escalate into a virtual hurricane of bullets over literally nothing then be defended by a so-called expert calling the hideously disproportionate response "reasonable."

     I don't give a fuck if you're CNN (Capitalist Network News) and if you're owned by the corporate cunts at AT&T. NOBODY puts Bernie in a corner.

     You see, Donnie, the whole idea of a false flag operation is that it has to be plausible.

     My followers could "demand" I not leave after 2024? I can't believe he assumes he won't be in federal prison before next election day.

     God bless the United States of America and its rock-ribbed, Christian conservative Republican family values!

     When are we as a nation going to finally collectively come to the inescapable, ineluctable conclusion that this "man" posing as our president is hopelessly, irretrievably insane and 25th Amendment his ass out of the White House?

     Oh, no. Price-gouging only on checks for black parties is definitely not racist.

     During the now infamous ABC interview, Trump tossed Mick Mulvaney out of the Oval Office for coughing.

     Kellyanne Conway is the kind of Jersey skank who wouldn't even make the B roll of a Jersey Shore episode.

     It's an ongoing indictment of our ongoing ignorance that we need an Englishman to explain to Americans what impeachment is.

      Mitch says making Puerto Rico and DC states is "Socialist."
      Washington DC is 63% nonwhite or Hispanic.
      Puerto Rico is 99% nonwhite or Hispanic.
      That's what he means.
      Ergo, McConnell's opposition is purely racist.

      Running over Trump protesters.
     "Harmless jokes."
      Ha ha.
      Ha.

     Good thing she wasn't a black mother whose child walked out of a Dollar Store with a doll or it really could've gotten ugly.

     Does it really surprise you that a right wing nut job like Kavanaugh would have his world view and legal opinions shaped by Fox "News" and other right wing outlets?

     Bolton and Pompeo, "tickle parties"? THAT's a visual that won't be going away any time soon. Thanks, Lisa.

     And a fan of Alex Jones, at that. But please, let's just keep our heads in the sand and keep pretending right wing media isn't having any effect on its violent right wing listeners.

     Yeah, perfect time to start a new war with Iran- when we don't have a Defense Secretary. So now Trump is forced to move one more acting secretary in a mad attempt to hide the empty chair THAT will leave. Political scientists and historians ages hence will shake their heads in wonderment that our country hadn't collapsed from the sheer staggering weight of this government's own corruption and ineptitude.

      Michael Knowles argued on Fox "News" this week that Kyle Kashuv was only “espousing conservatism” when he was rejected by Harvard for using the N-word at least 11 times and calling to “kill all the f*cking Jews.”

     Thank goodness Jews the world over have Liz Cheney to explain their own history to them. And finally...

     Oh, this ought to be good. And by that I mean bad. And by that I mean rolling dumpster fire.

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