Tuesday, September 3, 2019

Gotham City Digest

(Where we will never successfully impersonate a part of an animal's anatomy.)

     Yes, Jabba the Butt thought SHE was overweight.

     White man who'd once bitterly opposed integrated busing says racism is "a white man's problem."
     When you create a problem, it's a problem for its victims, not those who'd created it. Was slavery and lynching "a problem" for those who'd carried it out? No, I'd venture it was much more of a problem for those toiling half dead in the cotton fields and hanging from trees.

     "My account got hacked." Heh. That's what they all say. And even if that's true, what kind of an incompetent douchebag do you have to be when you're the founder of Twitter and still get your Twitter account hacked?

     AOC to Eva Braun Laura Ingraham: "You're a Neo-Nazi fan favorite." I love this girl.

     Maybe some of you younger ones never heard of Franco Columbu but he was a world class body-builder and was a stuntman in several of Arnie's old movies including a brief scene as a Terminator in the first movie. Arnie's devastated as they were friends for 54 years. Damn, first Valerie Harper now this.

     Immigration officials say "only about two dozen families" will be affected by Trump's new sadistic policy. That's still two dozen families a year too many.

     Meanwhile, this is going on all over the UK. Note the complete absence of police in riot gear, no shooting, no tear gas, none of that shit.

     Let's not forget this. This is something Hitler would've done if there was such a thing as a free press in Nazi Germany.

     How does Trumpie the Klown lie? Let us count the ways...

     Hopefully, this great doctor who cured Ebola will get the Nobel Prize in Medicine.

     I trust the rest of you will be mature enough to refrain from handjob and ejaculation jokes.

     I guarantee you this wouldn't've happened if he was white.

     This is a fascinating article originally published in Atlas Obscura a couple of years ago. It's about the molly houses in early 18th century London. It recalls a scene I wrote in BLUE BLOOD, the upcoming sequel to GODS OF OUR FATHERS, that takes place in a gay brothel in mid 19th century Boston.

     Who else is sick and tired of these right wing, snowflake crybabies? His fucking country's burning down around his ears, BY DESIGN, and this is what Bolsonaro's acting on?

     Thank you, Agent Obvious.

     Happy fall, people! As of September 1st, Trump just quietly stole even more money from your households. #somuchwinning

     Then last Friday, the Great Pumpkin did THIS...

     The right wing mantra- "For me not for thee, motherfuckers."

     Biden's gonna use the presidency to enrich his family> Oh, this is rich.

     Her first two clients were El Chapo and Epstein. Man, talk about hitting the ground stumbling.

     Meet America's newest super hero, State Sen. Stephanie Flowers of Pine Bluff, Arkansas. There was a Stand Your Ground bill up for debate in the state senate and she began screaming about all the people killing black people with impunity. Watch the part where this white asshole tried to get Flowers to shut up and what she says to him.
      The bill failed to pass, barely. I think her jeremiad was the deciding factor.

     It's nice to see Paypal do something right for a change, such as dropping the hammer on the KKK.

     "People involved in raising the funds include GOP consultant Arthur Schwartz and the 'loose network' that the NY Times reported last week is targeting journalists. The operations are to be run by undisclosed others.
      The prospectus for the new project says it's 'targeting the people producing the news.'"
    Perhaps it's time for Anonymous to dig into Arthur Schwartz's past and dox the cowardly "undisclosed others."
     So, Anonymous, if you're listening...

     See, I always knew Pence was good for something, like siphoning over a quarter of a million dollars from the Treasury by staying at Donnie Dumbo's properties.

     So, last Friday, we lost the FEC. Of course, neither party has done anything about naming a replacement.

      This was written nearly a year and a half ago but it's still perfectly illustrative of just how little extreme right wingers really care about our military. They love them as window dressing and that's about it.

     American citizen applies for passport that the State Department then denies her. Now they're being sued by the ACLU. Go get 'em, guys. This fascism has to end like now.

     Because, of course, Tennessee. More than that, it also shows how mired in the Middle Ages the RCC truly is. This clown even consulted with exorcists from the Vatican & they all agreed, yes, these are real spells that can conjure up demons. Considering how many tens of millions of copies of the Harry Potter series this lady has sold, don't you think by now the planet would've been overrun with demonic entities from Hell long before now?

     Because, of course, Mississippi. No, Earline, your antebellum racism is what won't allow mixed race weddings.

     Meanwhile, in Michigan, church lady runs for City Council. Hilarity ensues. (She's since dropped out.)

     Elsewhere in the 4th Reich, this happened last July.

     She's right. This autistic kid's got more brains in her pinkie than the entire Trump family.

     In a way, it's appropriate this would happen in the borough where Trump was born. But mostly it's just offensive to me personally because I was also born in Queens.

     The Roman Army: Be all you can be.

     I recall reading about this years ago. It was revealed that State Dept. officials were being targeted by microwaves in Russia. What really makes this insidious is that our people are being targeted in different countries such as Cuba & China.

     I don't know much about this guy but if I lived in Iowa, I'd certainly vote for the admiral instead of the bewigged, do nothing moron they elected five years ago.

     And Republicans such as Mike Lee and Newt Gingrich want us to return to this nightmare and the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory.

     This is from February but we'll be reading more stories like this of typical right wing scumbaggery nicely dressed up as "electoral security." The Republican Party is essentially more worried about millions of nonexistent Mexicans illegally voting than the proven, palpably more dangerous threat of a handful of bad Russian actors gearing up to throw yet another presidential election.
     Remember this on election day: As a whole, the Republican Party and virtually all of its voters are so stupid they don't even know who the real enemy is. And the Republicans for whom they vote are bound and determined to help the Russians help them to fraudulently obtain and retain elected office.

     Someone remind me again who the real amateurs are?

     Serves this right wing ex-jarhead right. You threaten to kill people, you're a terrorist. Congratulations on being the first casualty of Oregon's new Red Flag law.

     REPORTER: "Do you have a message for Poland on the 80th anniversary of World War 2?"
     TRUMP: "I just want to congratulate Poland."
     [Poland was annihilated by the Nazis and their Jews sent to death camps for mass extermination, also erected in Poland.]

     Tony Perkins (R-Norman Bates) thinks teh libr'uls and teaching evolution are to blame for mass shootings, not the racist freak in the WH or unrestricted access to guns.

     To those who voted conservative, I don't feel sorry for you one bit. You get what you vote for.

     This guy is right for the most part. Trump's corruption is unique and on a scale that we've never seen before for the simple reason that we've never had anyone in the Oval Office that's owned so many properties and business interests.

     Oh, so Brazil is now part of the American heartland?

     More right wing hypocrisy. "Do as I say, not as I do."

     The Greenland ice sheet, if it melted completely away, would alone cause sea levels to rise by 20 feet.

     I will never understand what the Tories were thinking when they picked Johnson. I mean, I know the pickings were slim, to begin with but still. So, while the Jews in England are ready to vote against Labor for some reason, a right winger named Boris Johnson just disenfranchised them. Are you sure you want to vote Tory, guys?

     Meanwhile, this happened yesterday in Parliament. And, just like that, Tweedle Dee lost his majority. No doubt, Tweedle Dumb will congratulate him on Twitter.

     Finally, some sense. Good for her.

     So, a Treasury official wasn't too happy with a Fox report so they demanded a rewording. Of course, Fox gulped & said, "Yes, sir. How high, sir?"

     When is this slow motion genocide ever going to end?

     Who'd ever think that Christians would finally start eating their own?

     Well, YEAH. How else do you expect a Manhattan One Percenter to observe a Wisconsin Labor Fest? And finally...

     So, this is what it takes to get us up in arms.
     Not the subversion of our entire electoral process by hostile foreign nations.
     Not the fact that a pedophile grifter is bankrupting our nation with needless trade wars and ruinous tax cuts favoring the 1%.
     Not the destruction of the earth through global warming.
     Not the erosion of our civil liberties.
     Not the fact that fascism is proudly marching through our streets with police protection.
     Not that we're locking up innocent children in pro-profit concentration camps.
     No, it's none of that. It's all about the lack of Popeye's chicken sandwiches.
     We are officially doomed.

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