Gotham City Digest
(We're always in a good mood,. Especially during an impeachment hearing.)
"Da call was poifect! NO quid pro quo! Ya read da transcript. No, dese guys CAN'T tell youse how poifect it was! Dat includes McGahn!"
"Ya know what NATO's been doing to us, people? It's very sad, very sad. They've been treating the United States like I once treated a woman in a department store changing room. Like that, alright? Very sad."
The new jihad against Ilhan Omar was launched, unsurprsingly, in Florida. The story's only being carried by right wing and Israeli media, which is actually a tautology, so I'm obviously not linking to any of them.
But according to this really credible Florida Man < /sarcasm> Omar is a paid secret agent of Qatar, which makes no sense. And, according to the deposition from this TOTALLY non-partisan individual < /sarcasm> several writers for the New York Times are also on Qatar's payroll. Which he didn't name, natch.
You know, unlike Michael Flynn, who TOTALLY wasn't a paid agent for
both Turkey and Russia then didn't disclose those financial ties because
there was TOTALLY nothing to disclose.
These ridiculous hit jobs on Omar, Tlaib and AOC will simply not stop until they win second terms and prove they have staying power. Or maybe not even then.
When is this murderous bullshit against journalists like Albertina Martínez Burgos going to end? You want to know which countries are banana republics and dictatorships? Look at where the greatest number of journalists are murdered. Russia obviously tops the list but now, with the murder of Jamal Khashoggi, the US has joined that not very elite fraternity of nations that have either murdered their own journalists or had covered for nations that had done it for us. Photos she'd taken at the end of her life of demonstrations against their dictator were also stolen after she was beaten and stabbed.
Where were you the moment you realized Santa Claus was a Klingon?
Meme intermission.
Right wing journalist Max Boot wants the GOP thrown out on Election Day. I concur.
They never even once outed a CIA agent.
“I am curious why wasn’t it done a long time ago and also, well, I guess the answer to that is because now I am president and we get things done.
These ridiculous hit jobs on Omar, Tlaib and AOC will simply not stop until they win second terms and prove they have staying power. Or maybe not even then.
When is this murderous bullshit against journalists like Albertina Martínez Burgos going to end? You want to know which countries are banana republics and dictatorships? Look at where the greatest number of journalists are murdered. Russia obviously tops the list but now, with the murder of Jamal Khashoggi, the US has joined that not very elite fraternity of nations that have either murdered their own journalists or had covered for nations that had done it for us. Photos she'd taken at the end of her life of demonstrations against their dictator were also stolen after she was beaten and stabbed.
Right wing journalist Max Boot wants the GOP thrown out on Election Day. I concur.
They never even once outed a CIA agent.
“I am curious why wasn’t it done a long time ago and also, well, I guess the answer to that is because now I am president and we get things done.
“We get a lot of things done that nobody else got done.”
Yes, he actually said this. He's so colossally stupid, he doesn't even understand how time works.
We're so worried about the Russians fiddle-fucking with the 2020 election, we never thought about the danger of Obama doing the same thing. And if Bernie's close to winning the nomination, well, fuck the will of the people. Barry's got a plan for that. Go away, Obama. Your time came and went. This is a democracy, not a king-making autocracy.
Wait, let me guess: Sarah Sanders, too, is the Chosen One.
Another load of horseshit. The only future presidents he'd ever care about are ones that'd have his last name (God forbid).
Half of all Rhodes Scholars are first generation Americans?! OMFG, we need Affirmative Action for privileged white kids, STAT!
What a sweet lady. She also winds up feeding and pampering not just badgers but also squirrels, foxes, bats and other woodland animals.
Last Sunday morning, a woman got eaten alive by feral hogs. Has Mason Verger moved to Texas? Seriously, how can a state with open carry have a feral hog problem?
I don't know when this was since it's not dated but it's nice to see native Americans winning a fight for a change.
Trump is so deeply hated, even his wife is getting booed.
Now John Kennedy's saying his Ukraine hacking the 2016 election conspiracy theory was wrong. Dude, your parents were wrong just in the act of conceiving you.
What kind of a race are we that even electric cars have human rights abuses attached to them?
At last, the REAL reason that Trump pardoned three war criminals.
Meet the world's most adorable corvid.
I never thought I'd ever live to see the two greatest allies in WWII espousing fascist ideals. Yet here we are.
"I swear, if I find out these fucking birds are colluding with Shifty Schiff, I'll rescind their pardons and they'll be on my dinner table this Thursday, I'm tellin' ya."
The White House was literally on lockdown this morning because of a UFO. Oh, God, please tell me the aliens are finally getting involved and are taking over.
OK, so now we know the aid was withheld hours after Trump made his impeachable demands known. So this begs the question, did they also move the recording and transcript of the call to the Top Secret WISH server the same day? I'd be willing to bet the farm they had.
Jerry Nadler just lowered the boom on Trump and told him the Judiciary Committee's impeachment hearings will begin on Dec. 4th.
We need to purge this toxic incel culture from our nation because it's getting people killed.
"President Trump’s top border official broke federal ethics rules in a previous job by seeking sponsors to buy alcohol and fancy food for FBI happy hours, according to a watchdog report exclusively obtained by The Chronicle." Happy hour? And finally...
"Why do I care what's going on in the conflict between Ukraine and Russia? ... And why shouldn't I root for Russia, which I am" Fucker Carlson minutes later after getting read the Riot Act by Fox executive management: "I'm only rooting for America." Nice save, comrade... NOT.
Yes, he actually said this. He's so colossally stupid, he doesn't even understand how time works.
We're so worried about the Russians fiddle-fucking with the 2020 election, we never thought about the danger of Obama doing the same thing. And if Bernie's close to winning the nomination, well, fuck the will of the people. Barry's got a plan for that. Go away, Obama. Your time came and went. This is a democracy, not a king-making autocracy.
Wait, let me guess: Sarah Sanders, too, is the Chosen One.
Another load of horseshit. The only future presidents he'd ever care about are ones that'd have his last name (God forbid).
Half of all Rhodes Scholars are first generation Americans?! OMFG, we need Affirmative Action for privileged white kids, STAT!
What a sweet lady. She also winds up feeding and pampering not just badgers but also squirrels, foxes, bats and other woodland animals.
Last Sunday morning, a woman got eaten alive by feral hogs. Has Mason Verger moved to Texas? Seriously, how can a state with open carry have a feral hog problem?
I don't know when this was since it's not dated but it's nice to see native Americans winning a fight for a change.
Trump is so deeply hated, even his wife is getting booed.
Now John Kennedy's saying his Ukraine hacking the 2016 election conspiracy theory was wrong. Dude, your parents were wrong just in the act of conceiving you.
What kind of a race are we that even electric cars have human rights abuses attached to them?
At last, the REAL reason that Trump pardoned three war criminals.
Meet the world's most adorable corvid.
I never thought I'd ever live to see the two greatest allies in WWII espousing fascist ideals. Yet here we are.
"I swear, if I find out these fucking birds are colluding with Shifty Schiff, I'll rescind their pardons and they'll be on my dinner table this Thursday, I'm tellin' ya."
The White House was literally on lockdown this morning because of a UFO. Oh, God, please tell me the aliens are finally getting involved and are taking over.
OK, so now we know the aid was withheld hours after Trump made his impeachable demands known. So this begs the question, did they also move the recording and transcript of the call to the Top Secret WISH server the same day? I'd be willing to bet the farm they had.
Jerry Nadler just lowered the boom on Trump and told him the Judiciary Committee's impeachment hearings will begin on Dec. 4th.
We need to purge this toxic incel culture from our nation because it's getting people killed.
"President Trump’s top border official broke federal ethics rules in a previous job by seeking sponsors to buy alcohol and fancy food for FBI happy hours, according to a watchdog report exclusively obtained by The Chronicle." Happy hour? And finally...
"Why do I care what's going on in the conflict between Ukraine and Russia? ... And why shouldn't I root for Russia, which I am" Fucker Carlson minutes later after getting read the Riot Act by Fox executive management: "I'm only rooting for America." Nice save, comrade... NOT.
posted by jurassicpork @ Tuesday, November 26, 2019
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