Gotham City Digest

(Where orange is the new black and white.)

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     Like father like son. There's one for every occasion.

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    And yet ANOTHER right wing scumbag bites the dust. This time it's Mark Meadows. And just the day after Trumpie the Klown got impeached, too. I don't suppose it has anything to do with Meadows' connection to Giuliani, would it, now?

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     Republican scum want to sweep this impeachment under the rug ASAP and are having a shit fit that Pelosi won't let them.

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     I cannot wait until this evolutionary dropout is finally consigned to the ash heap of history.

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     Remember these vote totals. Remember that while we had a few spineless apostates like Van Drew and Gabbard, not one single Republican scum voted for either of these articles, except when one voted Yea by accident and then was allowed to change his vote. So if you have a Republican rep, keep this in mind when you go to your polling place in November.

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     Because nothing quite says, "Merry Christmas from your Christian president" like kicking a dead congressman's body because his grieving widow voted for both articles of your impeachment. #Impeached45

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     For me, not for thee, motherfuckers.

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     NBC's still in their IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE dream world in which #Bernie Sanders was never born but they're going to feel awfully stupid when Sanders wins both Iowa and New Hampshire.

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     Meme intermission.

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     I'd love to see Krystal Ball back on MSNBC and I'd like to see her even more on Capitol Hill. She got on my radar when she ran for Congress years ago.

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     Wakanda is now a duty-free trade partner, according to the Dept. of Agriculture. With this brainless pack of assclowns, this was bound to happen eventually.

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     Treason wears two faces. Here they are.

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     This goes back to Halloween but Trump was committing felony bribery back then when he knew he was going to be impeached. Yes, he gave away cash to scumbag Republicans as well as bribing them with golf outings at Camp David. Now you know the source of their "support" for him.

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     Prosecutors and police knew Randy Volar was raping black girls as young as 12 and even filming the rapes. In fact, they even charged him with child sexual assault. But then he was mysteriously released without bail because, you know, WHITE.

    3 months later, one of the girls he raped, Chrystul Kizer, killed him. Now she's charged with murder and looking at life in prison. Because, you know, BLACK.

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     This ought to give Trump some much-needed holiday joy while he's fending off impeachment.

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     Well, well, light finally dawns on fucking Marblehead.

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     Yeah, bitch, Chuck did say it. Now you're both on the unemployment line.

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     Republicans sure love their white nationalist base, don't they?

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     So, Trump pretends he's been reading Christianity Today so he can then pretend to boycott it. He's such a devoted reader of it that he calls it "ET".

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     Meanwhile, in America's Heartland...

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     Here's another article of impeachment. "Putin told me."

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     If she doesn't like Mexicans, then why the Hell is she teaching at a Latino Middle School?

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     Then the sheriff blamed her for getting shot.

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     #Somuchwinning, we're shedding jobs by the thousands just before Xmas, even though the steel industry's gotten protection from Trump's tariffs.

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     Another Pentagon official waddles down the mooring rope of the listing ship of state.

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     "Energized"? Ivanka, hun, frantically screaming and lashing out at everyone like a stereotypically guilty man as he feels the walls closing in is not being "energized."

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     At the #DemDebate, #Bernie Sanders called out Joe Biden and his 44 billionaire backers. Here's the list, courtesy of Michela Tindera at Forbes.

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     Remember the peyote scene in YOUNG GUNS when Dirty Steve crawled out of a hole and began hoarsely screaming at a giant chicken that wasn't there and firing his gun?

     I give you Kris Kobach. And finally...

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    This brazen admission of electoral fraud by a Trump campaign official and his even more brazen denial should surprise exactly no one who's been documenting right wing vote caging, stealing and suppression these past 15 years as I have.

    And, of course, exactly nothing will be done about this brazen boast that commits to electoral illegality.