Gotham City Digest
(Hail to the Dipsy Dumpster in Chief)
#MoscowMitch would've had to have lost four Republicans minimum. Four plus the
45 Dems and two Independents (Sanders of VT and King of ME) makes the 51
votes needed for a simple majority. McConnell did not see any light.
Nothing got his attention but the loss of those four votes. McConnell's a
festering, squirming bag of pus who'd openly colluded with the White
House to shape its own impeachment. He's defending to the bitter end a
man who said the Emoluments Clause was "phony", who thinks
it's "unfair" that American companies can't bribe foreign governments,
that the Constitution gives him the right to do as he pleases,
bribed or extorted a foreign government, an ALLY, to investigate a
political rival to benefit him and him only, and is incredulous he can't
openly hold fundraisers in the White House. Donald Trump is simply
incapable of doing anything good, moral or decent. Even without knowing
he's breaking a law, he'll unerringly choose that path, anyway.
And Mitch McConnell is helping him bury the bodies, is cleaning the
crime scene with bleach. McConnell is the most duplicitous, ethically
pliable, morally gymnastic son of a bitch who's ever walked into the
Senate building at least in our lifetimes.
And let's not forget this blast from the past from Cadet Bone Spurs, who reprised that attitude this past week by blowing off the injuries suffered by 50 of our troops who suffered brain trauma in that Iranian attack on our base in Iraq as mere headaches. Every time it rains on this craven lump of misplaced trace elements, I like to think it's John McCain pissing on him from above.
So the next time you hear Donnie Dumbo say how much he loves the Jews, think of this. He probably does believe he's being victimized by a "Jew coup."
This is exactly the kind of right wing anti-Bernie bullshit you can expect from the corporate MSM between now and November.
Yeah, I'm sure Simon & Schuster will get right on it.
These are the types of corporate Democrats we need to vote out of Congress. These clowns Meeks & Gottheimer are no better than Chris Collins, a Republican who's now in prison for insider trading.
Elizabeth Warren: Let's impose stiff criminal penalties for lying on the internet. Capital idea. Let's start with you.
"Buelah, mah fainting couch and a mint julep, posthaste! Ah declare ah have the vapors!"
This is why Mizz Lindsey suddenly scuttled a press conference at which he was expected Wednesday.
Another right wing hit piece on Bernie from the corporate MSM.
Nothing to see here, folks. No names to name. No, we're not buying votes. Where'd you get that silly idea?!
No shit, I should write a satirical novel and entitle it, THE FLYING DUTCHMAN AND MR. HYDE. Actually, considering the facts, it doesn't need satire.
From my friend Ira Lee White: "The Democratic Party has shown that it wants Hillary Clinton's agenda from the last election to be the platform. Almost all of the members nominated to the platform committee are her people as Jimmy Dore points out in this podcast. They don't want Bernie to win under any circumstances."
Of course, it also didn't get any input from the Palestinians because, well, who cares what THEY think?
Breaking: Customs and Border Patrol admit being helpless against new rapist, criminal and drug dealer called stiff winds.
Spoken like a true Christofascist hillbilly. And I'm sure the son o' God would've given Donnie Dumbo a complete pass on all his many, many, many crimes.
Meme intermission.
Because, God forbid anyone should ask Republican deficit and fiscal hawks to pay their fucking bills.
Florida Man, the world's worst superhero.
Tom Cotton says that farmers victimized by Trump's trade war should be glad to sacrifice for Trump.
My, how time flies in just three years.
Make America Gatos Again!
So, some of Trump's shysters at Dewey, Cheatham & Howe made campaign contributions to several GOP senators, including Midnight Mitch and Mizz Lindsey Graham. No, no corruption here, folks. Question: Why didn't anyone in the MSM spot this before the trial began? We know Trump gave Bondi $25,000 in 2016 to make her lawsuit against Trump University disappear (she'd said at the time that if she hadn't taken the "campaign contribution", it would've look like the bribe it was.)
Cops who abuse the public trust, especially in cases of rape, should be put away for life, with no chance of parole.
Oskar Schindler was a great man. I think we can all agree on that. But Carl Lutz made Schindler look like a piker.
30-34,000,000 years ago, not only was the ecosystem and geography completely different, so was the planet's gravity (It was stronger, hence animals tended to be larger than today's). So this 30,000,000 year-old grasshopper trapped in amber is really a rare and fascinating find.
Dershowitz during Watergate. But, yeah, Alan, keep posing as a Democrat. You have us all fooled.
I'm so tired of this insufferable dickhead Murder Malibu Ken.
Machine Democrats: "We must unite!"
What Machine Democrats REALLY mean: "Unite behind me!"
Look who got nearly straight A's across the board on environmental issues.
Yes, Wilbur just said this out loud.
Rand Paul, twice, to John Roberts: "Read this question containing the name of the whistleblower."
John Roberts, twice, to Rand Paul:
“They characterized my argument as if I had said that if a president believes that his re-election was in the national interest, he can do anything, even though that's exactly what I said."
He's also trained to hock up fur balls wherever he finds drugs.
How much you want to bet many of those firefighters helped to keep Notre Dame Cathedral from burning to the ground last year? And, finally...
Boy, the Chinese-American museum dodged a bullet and, ironically, on Mulberry Street (Where the NYPD had its HQ for decades in the 19th century).
And let's not forget this blast from the past from Cadet Bone Spurs, who reprised that attitude this past week by blowing off the injuries suffered by 50 of our troops who suffered brain trauma in that Iranian attack on our base in Iraq as mere headaches. Every time it rains on this craven lump of misplaced trace elements, I like to think it's John McCain pissing on him from above.
So the next time you hear Donnie Dumbo say how much he loves the Jews, think of this. He probably does believe he's being victimized by a "Jew coup."
This is exactly the kind of right wing anti-Bernie bullshit you can expect from the corporate MSM between now and November.
Yeah, I'm sure Simon & Schuster will get right on it.
These are the types of corporate Democrats we need to vote out of Congress. These clowns Meeks & Gottheimer are no better than Chris Collins, a Republican who's now in prison for insider trading.
Elizabeth Warren: Let's impose stiff criminal penalties for lying on the internet. Capital idea. Let's start with you.
"Buelah, mah fainting couch and a mint julep, posthaste! Ah declare ah have the vapors!"
This is why Mizz Lindsey suddenly scuttled a press conference at which he was expected Wednesday.
Another right wing hit piece on Bernie from the corporate MSM.
Nothing to see here, folks. No names to name. No, we're not buying votes. Where'd you get that silly idea?!
No shit, I should write a satirical novel and entitle it, THE FLYING DUTCHMAN AND MR. HYDE. Actually, considering the facts, it doesn't need satire.
From my friend Ira Lee White: "The Democratic Party has shown that it wants Hillary Clinton's agenda from the last election to be the platform. Almost all of the members nominated to the platform committee are her people as Jimmy Dore points out in this podcast. They don't want Bernie to win under any circumstances."
Of course, it also didn't get any input from the Palestinians because, well, who cares what THEY think?
Breaking: Customs and Border Patrol admit being helpless against new rapist, criminal and drug dealer called stiff winds.
Spoken like a true Christofascist hillbilly. And I'm sure the son o' God would've given Donnie Dumbo a complete pass on all his many, many, many crimes.
Because, God forbid anyone should ask Republican deficit and fiscal hawks to pay their fucking bills.
Florida Man, the world's worst superhero.
Tom Cotton says that farmers victimized by Trump's trade war should be glad to sacrifice for Trump.
My, how time flies in just three years.
Make America Gatos Again!
So, some of Trump's shysters at Dewey, Cheatham & Howe made campaign contributions to several GOP senators, including Midnight Mitch and Mizz Lindsey Graham. No, no corruption here, folks. Question: Why didn't anyone in the MSM spot this before the trial began? We know Trump gave Bondi $25,000 in 2016 to make her lawsuit against Trump University disappear (she'd said at the time that if she hadn't taken the "campaign contribution", it would've look like the bribe it was.)
Cops who abuse the public trust, especially in cases of rape, should be put away for life, with no chance of parole.
Oskar Schindler was a great man. I think we can all agree on that. But Carl Lutz made Schindler look like a piker.
30-34,000,000 years ago, not only was the ecosystem and geography completely different, so was the planet's gravity (It was stronger, hence animals tended to be larger than today's). So this 30,000,000 year-old grasshopper trapped in amber is really a rare and fascinating find.
Dershowitz during Watergate. But, yeah, Alan, keep posing as a Democrat. You have us all fooled.
I'm so tired of this insufferable dickhead Murder Malibu Ken.
Machine Democrats: "We must unite!"
What Machine Democrats REALLY mean: "Unite behind me!"
Look who got nearly straight A's across the board on environmental issues.
Yes, Wilbur just said this out loud.
Rand Paul, twice, to John Roberts: "Read this question containing the name of the whistleblower."
John Roberts, twice, to Rand Paul:
“They characterized my argument as if I had said that if a president believes that his re-election was in the national interest, he can do anything, even though that's exactly what I said."
He's also trained to hock up fur balls wherever he finds drugs.
How much you want to bet many of those firefighters helped to keep Notre Dame Cathedral from burning to the ground last year? And, finally...
Boy, the Chinese-American museum dodged a bullet and, ironically, on Mulberry Street (Where the NYPD had its HQ for decades in the 19th century).
posted by jurassicpork @ Thursday, January 30, 2020
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The Third Way: a neoliberal organization that would have been considered Republican back in the day.
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