The Unbearable Cuntitude of Hillary Clinton

     Hillary Clinton is a Cunt with a capital C. There. It's out. I said it and you can't do a Goddamned thing about it. Some of you may say that I don't have the right to reduce a woman to her genitalia (while being strangely OK with guys being called pricks and dicks) and ordinarily you'd have a case. But when you have a woman who acts exactly like the word colloquially connotes, especially one who embraced to the point of crushing ribs the identity of being "the first woman president", a woman who weaponized her gender, and still is, as Elizabeth Warren did eight days ago, then she's fair game for the C word. So let's dispense with your faux outrage and get to the bigger issue.
     A Hulu documentary that someone thought would be a good idea to make quoted Hillary as saying, "He was in Congress for years. He had one senator support him. Nobody likes him, nobody wants to work with him, he got nothing done. He was a career politician. It's all just baloney and I feel so bad that people got sucked into it."
     When this dropped this morning in the hours leading up to the Trump Impeachment trial in the Senate, it immediately blew up on Twitter and elsewhere. Vagina voters one thought they'd purged from their Twitter followers and Facebook friends lists had raised their hazel maggot snouts in umbrage and had been ditched. Flame wars great and small are raging like Australian brush fires all over social media. All over something a washed-up old hack said about a man who's likely to become, finally, the Democratic nominee for president.
     In the documentary. Queen Hillary had kinder words to say about about convicted rapist Harvey Weinstein than Bernie Sanders. That alone shows how Clinton's unforgiving nature regarding slights, or perceived slights, is on a par with a certain childish squatter in the White House who also holds grudges over years if not entire decades.
     Let's take stock: This is a woman who had every, and I mean every, fucking advantage a corporate Republican-lite Blue Dog Democrat could ask for: She had backing from Wall Street, the corporate mainstream media, especially CNN, the Tammany Hall 2.0 Democratic machine, the DNC, the super delegates, women voters and more than a few obviously misguided unions. And despite all those advantages, she still lost to a washed up TV reality show host and a palpable grifter and fraud. All that remains to be seen is which she'll live down first: That humiliation or the humiliation of being cheated on by her husband who got blow jobs in the Oval Office.
     So, please, Your Highness, continue giving us tips on popularity.
     Let's take stock again: Barely a year ago, a Morning Consult poll showed Bernie was voted the most popular senator (64% as opposed to Elizabeth Warren, who polled at just 51%)... for the 11th year in a row. Bernie outraised everyone else in 2019, raising $34.5 million over the last quarter alone, and from 5,000,000 unique contributors, not a single one of whom was a Wall Street billionaire.

     His rally crowds draw massive numbers and, even in the winter, have to be held outside, such as his campaign kickoff in Brooklyn last year.

     But, please, let's keep taking popularity advice and pronouncements from a woman (or, more accurately, a bloated, misshapen pantsuit full of bile) who couldn't even keep her own husband's dick out of another woman's mouth.
     Let's not forget, people, this was the same nasty, snarling cunt who called us in that documentary "Bernie Bros" (a sneering moniker coined by Atlantic hack writer Robinson Meyer) as well as "basement dwellers." And, for those of you misinformed shitheads who think that Jill Stein and other third party candidates cost Queen Hillary her coronation, let's not forget her laughable outreach to Bernie voters, basically telling them, "Fuck off, we don't need you."
     Between Hillary and Obama, another right wing hack who just can't keep his big mouth shut and is telling the well-heeled from his hidey hole in Georgetown to contribute to and vote for Warren and badmouthing Sanders, the Tammany Hall wing of the Democratic Party is even now planning on subverting democracy even if it means giving the White House back to the shambling pedophile currently posing as our president and is being impeached in the Senate even as I write this.
     Once a Goldwater Girl, always a Goldwater Girl.