Thursday, February 6, 2020

Gotham City Digest: We Don't Need No Stinkin' Laws edition

(We neither forgive nor forget.)

    Hmmm... Why the Iowa Caucus' gold standard for caucusgoers' register poll suddenly pulled back?

     The Gucci belt on the one on the left's a nice touch. If you must be a terrorist one must at least be stylish at all costs.

     Says the professional son in law.

   Chris Wallace completely destroyed Amy Klobuchar on national TV over how her office railroaded that 16 year-old kid for a murder he plainly didn't commit and I say good on him. He told her she wasn't going to be the Democratic nominee.

     Blue Dog right wingers who'd plotted to rig #IowaCaucus against #Bernie project he'll try to rig #IowaCaucuses.

     It's #GroundhogDay for Bill Murray all over again.

     “The Montana Republican Party wholeheartedly condemns the comment that was made and under no circumstance is violence against someone with opposing political views acceptable.”
     Except if your name is Greg Gianforte, obviously.

     "And history, God help us, is written by the winners."
     Or, as my alter ego Scott Carson said in TATTERDEMALION, it's also rewritten by the winners.

     I love it when right wing meat heads eat each other... especially when they're related.

      "The State Department has not confirmed whether Gebert is still being paid, but his name does not appear in the State Department directory, and an operator could not locate his name to transfer calls."
     So, yeah, LET'S talk about the "deep state." This fascist asshole is so deeply embedded in the State Dept. even his own coworkers can't find him.

     Because trying to stop the most popular candidate in your party is the PERFECT motivation for running for the highest, most powerful office in the free world. Fuck you, Kerry. Just go back to your yacht.

      Guess again, asshole. This is only going to encourage him.

     "Man" who looks like something out of a Thomas Nast cartoon calls Meghan McCain "fat."

     Miss Wiggy wants to impeach Biden if he's elected... if she can keep herself from getting voted out of office.

     Meme intermission.

      A Native American aunt searches for her missing niece, one of many missing in the Midwest.

     Fucking moron. Geography really isn't his strong suit, is it? But, to Republican scum, even when Trump's wrong, he's right. I give you Matt Schlapp:

    Also Matt Schlapp: I once traveled all the way to Rome, New York just to see the Colosseum. Didn't see one fucking gladiator, let alone a Colosseum. It had a few Little League ball fields. That's it. What gives?

     I don't feel sorry for this asshole one bit. Like a typical right winger, he's all for Trump's hateful, racist policies until it directly affects him.

     How a white nationalist wormed his way inside the Leadership Institute, which counts among its members McConnell, Pence & Jim Jordan. He writes under the name Paul Kersey, the character in the Death Wish movies.

     Another very fine person in this flaming dumpster fire of an administration bites the dust.

     This was really nice of him.

     Yes, I can see the DNC actually doing this. In fact, I was taking it seriously until I saw it was The Onion.

     Maybe he should ask Trump for a handout. I hear he's loaded.

     For any Hillary holdovers, let it be known that the app that caused this clusterfuck we're now calling the #IowaCaucusDisaster was created by a company called, get this, Shadow, which was founded by Clinton fanboys.
      This conclusively proves that if you let anyone even tangentially related to Hillary Clinton & her toxic 2016 campaign get anywhere near your election, primary or caucus, things WILL get fucked up. They are the political Murphy's Law.

      The Master Race.

      Longest. Amateur. Hour. Ever.

     I'm amazed they didn't make Ben Carson sit in the back of the bus.

     As usual, it's, "I can dish it out but I can't take it."

    *President facing impeachment vote right now gets highest approval ratings ever, officially making America the indisputably stupidest fucking nation on earth..

     Well, the stupid little cocksucker finally did it. And John fucking Roberts let him.

     I've heard of Joshua trees but Bruce Jenner trees?

     As regards James Carville, the sole satisfaction I get is in knowing that every morning, he has to wake up next to Mary Matalin.

     This is bullshit. They essentially gave Buttigeig the #iowacaucus by grading the results on a curve. As in 2016, even when Bernie comes in first, he actually comes in second.

     Why we pay so much attention to Iowa and the archaic #Iowacaucus is beyond me. It's a state with 3.2 million people yet only 170,000 could be bothered to vote and over 97% of them were white.

      Funny how we didn't hear about this Tuesday night. No wonder Pelosi tore up his speech.

     Breaking: "Human scum" enjoys temporary relevance. Film @ 11.

     Republicans beat and sodomize the rule of law to death. And finally...

     We are all Spartacus. We are all Kirk Douglas. Kirk wasn't just gutsy on screen, he was also so in real life. He shattered the blacklist by hiring Dalton Trumbo for Spartacus, essentially risking his career and legacy so Trumbo could work again.

1 Comments:

At February 6, 2020 at 9:16 PM, Anonymous CC said...

As the saying goes: "You don't vote, you don't count."

Maybe there should be a state holiday declared for any day in which a state holds its caucus or primary. That should encourage more people to come out and vote.

 

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