"You Maniacs! You Blew it Up!"

     Well, the stupid cocksuckers did what stupid cocksuckers do- They acquitted Trump, the most corrupt president in US history, on both articles of impeachment. Damn them all to hell.
     In what was supposed to be a principled stand, Mitt Romney was the only Republican who voted on even one article of impeachment, abuse of power. Romney stood at the podium and gave what's being touted as an emotional speech as to why he would vote to expel Trump. But Romney's a freshman senator, barely in his second year in office. He's not up for re-election this year as is the very vulnerable Doug Jones of Alabama, who did vote for conviction.
     Romney smacked his lips like he always does and America's most dangerous game show host looked about ready to burst into tears because he had to vote against a fellow Republican. Because he knew maniacs like Fredo would call for his expulsion from the GOP, which was actually discussed on the Senate floor before the right wing scum decided against it.
     And even then, he refused to vote for conviction on obstruction of Congress, a case Trump made all by himself with his complete stonewalling of the House. He even boasted about it a couple of weeks ago at Davos, the billionaire playground: "We have everything, They have nothing."
     So there you have it. Even when faced with incontrovertible evidence of this "president's" high crimes and misdemeanors, Romney still nearly cried in the well of the Senate at the very thought of voting to expel a fellow Republican. That's how much of a hidebound piece of right wing shit he is. He nearly cried not because of the sledgehammering Trump took to the Constitution, abusing the public trust and that of our ally Ukraine, not for committing bribery and/or extortion in exchange for a political favor.
     No, what choked up the android from Utah was voting against a fellow Republican who had nothing but unkind things to say about him on the campaign trail and afterwards.
     But this isn't about Mitt Romney and his so-called principled stand. At 72, Romney's in the twilight of his political career and it's all but obvious this will be the only term he'll ever serve and he knows it. Either he'll retire with the stigma of being the only guy to vote against an asterisk, an afterthought in political history or he'll be foolish enough to run again and get voted out after one term just like Norm Coleman. In fact, if anything, Trump gave Romney one of the greatest gifts you can give a politician at the end of the road- Temporary relevance.
     This is about the rest of the right wing scum who essentially raped, sodomized and beat the rule of law to death. Now, any Republican presdient can commit any crime and get away with it as long as he has control of at least one chamber of Congress. Trump will now go on his revenge tour for the next nine months until he's finally voted out of office for good.
     He will demand bigger and bigger favors from the aforementioned Republican scum who got him off during the mother of all kangaroo courts and will make bigger and bigger threats when he doesn't get them right away. Today is the day the Republican Party took that first step off the cliff with Trump and the stupid fucks think they're airborne.
     This also about the American people, indisputably and without the slightest shadow or shred of doubt the stupidest bunch of shitheads that God ever suffered to put on his otherwise pristine earth. The reason Donald John Trump is still the presumptive president is because you stupid fucks actually thought the right wing would have your back even as it pilfers your Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, food stamps, pensions, jobs and whatever else you need to keep body and soul together.
     Because in the last election you not only allowed the Republicans to keep the Senate, you actually widened their majority by two seats. If you moronic rednecks had voted out some of those Republicans or not elected the ones that you did, Donald Trump would already be a fast-fading memory and he'd be carrying his golf clubs out of the Executive Mansion right now.
     But oh no, you couldn't do that because that was preferable to letting those evil Socialists give you clean air, water, food and pharamaceuticals, a job worth keeping and, oh yeah, saving the planet from Republican neglect, denial and ecological malfeasance. But please, keep voting Republican because you stupid cunts think they have your back. But when the GOP pulls your rascal scooters out from under your pale, bloated asses, don't come crying to us.
     We told you so.