Why Would a Billionaire Cry?

     Honestly, I don't get it. But then again, I'm not a billionaire so maybe there's some 1% stress going on that I don't know about.
     Now, I'm not as good at weeping in public as Kanye or a certain Neo Nazi or John Boehner but I know enough when to ask for help without trying to make too much of a fool of myself.
     Here are the figures: I have $86 in my Paypal account, less in the checking, nothing in the savings and, while everyone else seems to be out of work, the bills are still automatically generated and sent out. The auto insurance is due in two days and even with my 15% No Driving discount I was generously given by my insurers, I'm still on the hook for over $83 for compulsory insurance.
     Bottom line: Once again, there's too much month left at the end of the money and we're simply not going to make it for more than a day or two. You know how it is: You don't pay your insurance, they yank your registration (at least, that's the way it is here in Massachusetts).
     Now, I know a lot of you guys are probably still out of work and are desperately awaiting that phantom second stimulus check the GOP doesn't want to give you. But for those of you who, against all odds, are still flush and working, whatever you could spare will be tremendously appreciated. I tried to hold off as long as I possibly could. But I am not kidding when I say we simply will not make it for more than a day, maybe two. So if you can do anything to help us out financially, we'd so appreciate it.
     Popeye's also happy to wait for a trip to the vet to look at his cataract but he's a cat. He doesn't know what's good for him.