Gotham City Digest
(Let them eat biscuits, gravy and grits.)
Letitia
James and 44 other state AGs just sued Fuckbook for violating antitrust laws. You go, girl! This is why Letitia James is my favorite lawyer
ever.
Kelly Loeffler, who's worth at least half a billion dollars, asked right wingers on Parler for money. Their responses were, for the most part, understandable and justified.
Now he's pestering AGs and warning them not to oppose Ken Paxton's ridiculous lawsuit. Again, how is this not a crime?
I think this qualifies as the most fascinating archeological find within the last two years.
I so didn't need to wake up yesterday morning and see this. This is the most chilling article I've read in years, maybe ever.
Good, Bubba. Stay home. The last thing we need is more angry old white men on the streets.
Another right wing coup attempt bites the dust.
So, on Fox and Frauds, "fair and balanced" means allowing conspiracy theorists to spread dangerous lies and giving them the same platform as those telling the truth.
You'd think this would wake up these right wing voters and make them realize that being doxxed by a Republican nutter reveals their party is packed with lying assclowns whose doxxing has actually placed their lives in jeopardy.
Kelly Loeffler, who's worth at least half a billion dollars, asked right wingers on Parler for money. Their responses were, for the most part, understandable and justified.
Now he's pestering AGs and warning them not to oppose Ken Paxton's ridiculous lawsuit. Again, how is this not a crime?
I think this qualifies as the most fascinating archeological find within the last two years.
I so didn't need to wake up yesterday morning and see this. This is the most chilling article I've read in years, maybe ever.
Good, Bubba. Stay home. The last thing we need is more angry old white men on the streets.
Another right wing coup attempt bites the dust.
So, on Fox and Frauds, "fair and balanced" means allowing conspiracy theorists to spread dangerous lies and giving them the same platform as those telling the truth.
You'd think this would wake up these right wing voters and make them realize that being doxxed by a Republican nutter reveals their party is packed with lying assclowns whose doxxing has actually placed their lives in jeopardy.
After 3054 Americans died of COVID-19 yesterday, take consolation in the fact that Mayor Rudy and all Trump's cohorts got special treatment those 3054 couldn't get.
I think this is what the right wingers sneer about and call "elitism."
Elon Musk promised us Starship would get us to Mars. It went 6 1/2 miles then crashed and burned. The richest man in the world, Jeff fucking Bezos, swiftly congratulated Musk, the second-richest man in the world, on a successful launch.
And if that doesn't encapsulate and distill 2020 in and of itself, nothing will.
Nina Turner's running for Congress. You go, girl. If I lived in Ohio-11, I'd vote for her.
Now he's whining like a baby about getting fired, even though it seemed to have nothing to do with his running over protesters with his motorcycle.
What is keeping this aging terrorist alive? Doesn't he have Stage 4 lung cancer?
Oh, so an indicted AG and an impeached "president" are God, now?
Yeah, LET'S talk about states' rights.
Nina Turner's running for Congress. You go, girl. If I lived in Ohio-11, I'd vote for her.
Now he's whining like a baby about getting fired, even though it seemed to have nothing to do with his running over protesters with his motorcycle.
What is keeping this aging terrorist alive? Doesn't he have Stage 4 lung cancer?
Oh, so an indicted AG and an impeached "president" are God, now?
Yeah, LET'S talk about states' rights.
Mayor 9/11 (R-Borat) went on a bug-eyed, unhinged rant about "crooks" & "cabals" stealing the election while being unable to play a video or to distinguish between USB ports and thumb drives.
It's time to take away the car keys from Feinstein... permanently.
This is deplorable. While Jeff fucking Bezos and Elon Musk have almost doubled their already obscenely bloated bottom lines during the pandemic, more Americans than ever have to steal food to keep from going hungry.
This is how little Republican scum care about the voice and will of the people. Why we continue voting for these fascist assholes is an eternal mystery to me.
"FBI agents delivered at least one federal subpoena to the Texas Attorney General's office Wednesday for information in an ongoing investigation involving AG Ken Paxton, three sources confirm, indicating the seriousness with which they are taking allegations against Paxton."
It's time to take away the car keys from Feinstein... permanently.
This is deplorable. While Jeff fucking Bezos and Elon Musk have almost doubled their already obscenely bloated bottom lines during the pandemic, more Americans than ever have to steal food to keep from going hungry.
This is how little Republican scum care about the voice and will of the people. Why we continue voting for these fascist assholes is an eternal mystery to me.
"FBI agents delivered at least one federal subpoena to the Texas Attorney General's office Wednesday for information in an ongoing investigation involving AG Ken Paxton, three sources confirm, indicating the seriousness with which they are taking allegations against Paxton."
Couldn't have happened to a nicer crook.
Meme intermission.
Shorter Detroit: "Mellissa Carone a fucking ignorant lunatic."
Your Congressional crook o' the day.
Just when you think Ill Douche has gone off the deep end, he finds an even deeper end. There is literally no bottom to this man's insanity.
Biden and Harris are Time's Person of the Year? Oh, THIS ought to go over well at the Oval Office...
Goony birds of a feather flock together.
This black Arizona doctor spoke up about the lack of ICU beds. The hospital fired him in retaliation. They were forced to rehire him when the story went viral but he still hasn't worked since November 23rd.
This QAnon conspiracy theorist who ran for Congress as a Republican (of course) was just arrested for possession of child pornography. Projection, thy name is Ben Gibson.
Yes, Trump recognized Moroccan sovereignty just to spite Inhofe over the NDAA bill. Yes, he is that petty.
Shorter Detroit: "Mellissa Carone a fucking ignorant lunatic."
Your Congressional crook o' the day.
Just when you think Ill Douche has gone off the deep end, he finds an even deeper end. There is literally no bottom to this man's insanity.
Biden and Harris are Time's Person of the Year? Oh, THIS ought to go over well at the Oval Office...
Goony birds of a feather flock together.
This black Arizona doctor spoke up about the lack of ICU beds. The hospital fired him in retaliation. They were forced to rehire him when the story went viral but he still hasn't worked since November 23rd.
This QAnon conspiracy theorist who ran for Congress as a Republican (of course) was just arrested for possession of child pornography. Projection, thy name is Ben Gibson.
Yes, Trump recognized Moroccan sovereignty just to spite Inhofe over the NDAA bill. Yes, he is that petty.
“The Republican Party is an organized conspiracy for the purposes of maintaining power for self-interest and the self-interest of its donor class.” -Steve Schmidt
Boom. Mic drop. Fade to black.
We've
lost enough Americans to COVID to pack Yankee Stadium five times over.
Who cares what this redneck goober thinks? Putting him on national TV to
spout his lies and delusions just weakens our collective intellect as a
nation.
I love it when Republicans eat each other. It spares the rest of us from the disgusting ritual of geophagy.
Trump finally found a quarantine he's not willing to break.
Smelling chum & blood in the water, Letitia James and Cy Vance are both ramping up their investigations into Trump.
Delayed gratification was never one of Trump's strengths, was it?
This makes, what, 1-54? I'm losing count.
Will someone please get a can of Raid and put this cockroach and Florida out of its misery?
You just can't make this shit up. That's why we have Republicans.
Nunes plans to file a lawsuit against the fictional virus.
126 Republican scum decided to commit sedition and jump on the Trump bandwagon and Rep. Bill Pascrell wants to use the 14th Amendment to keep from seating them in January. I think this is a brilliant and necessary idea. That's why it'll crash and burn and come to nothing. And finally...
Well, this should nicely compensate Trump for losing out as Person of the Year yet again.
I love it when Republicans eat each other. It spares the rest of us from the disgusting ritual of geophagy.
Trump finally found a quarantine he's not willing to break.
Smelling chum & blood in the water, Letitia James and Cy Vance are both ramping up their investigations into Trump.
Delayed gratification was never one of Trump's strengths, was it?
This makes, what, 1-54? I'm losing count.
Will someone please get a can of Raid and put this cockroach and Florida out of its misery?
You just can't make this shit up. That's why we have Republicans.
Nunes plans to file a lawsuit against the fictional virus.
126 Republican scum decided to commit sedition and jump on the Trump bandwagon and Rep. Bill Pascrell wants to use the 14th Amendment to keep from seating them in January. I think this is a brilliant and necessary idea. That's why it'll crash and burn and come to nothing. And finally...
Well, this should nicely compensate Trump for losing out as Person of the Year yet again.
posted by jurassicpork @ Friday, December 11, 2020
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