Wednesday, February 3, 2021

Pottersville Digest

 
(The Office of the Future Felon.)
     From the, "You Had One Job..." files. And, yes, this is the final draft.

     The epitome of white privilege: "Please let me go to a foreign country before my trial, your honor. I swear, I'll be back in time."

    If he was black, he would've been shot through the door. Law enforcement really needs to get over this ridiculous perception that angry white people are somehow less dangerous than angry black people.

    "Some of them want to parse the president’s rhetoric. Was it a little too hot or too cold? Didn’t he once use the word “peaceful”? Have there been liberal politicians in the past who have said something vaguely similar to what Trump said that the Democrats now label incitement?" -The Bulwark.

    The St. Louis Dispatch was pretty, well, blunt in Monday's op-ed- Either Hawley and Blunt enforce the law or get the fuck out of the Senate.

    "I want to vote to move forward." Well, that would be a first for Manchin.

    The last month of the Trump junta was a screaming boiler room. This account of the craziest meeting ever has to be read to be believed.

     "Mr. Austin’s directive last week applied to Trump nominees who were still in the security clearance process. Among those who were affected then were Corey Lewandowski, former President Donald Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign manager, and David Bossie, a former Trump deputy campaign manager, both of whom had been named to the Defense Business Board..."
     Hey, as long as professional shit bags Lewandowski & Bossie are out, I'm happy.


     Captain Tom, a wonderful piece of British history, has passed away at 100. RIP, Captain Tom.

     Former right wing drag queen shitcanned by Texas GOP for riot involvement.

     Your MTG outrage o' the day.
    
Donald Trump's saving grace is that, while he's greedy, he's also stupid.
    
Amazon posted $7.2 billion pure profit in the last quarter alone yet these corporate cunts still had to steal driver tips to further bloat its already obscenely bloated bottom line? I appreciate what Chopra's saying here but if he can finally start enforcing the antitrust laws that Amazon's been violating for decades, then I'll REALLY be impressed.
    
I finally got my hands on a copy of Bill Morrison's 2016 documentary, DAWSON CITY: Frozen Time. I'm watching it for research purposes (as well as for entertainment) for my new Scott Carson novel, The End of the World. I'd read late last year that Fred Trump Sr. ran a whorehouse in Alaska, the one that started the Trump family fortune. This is it.
    
"I think our party has to make it very clear that she does not represent us in any way. Our big tent is not large enough to both accommodate conservatives and kooks." Oh, really, Mittster? For the last several decades, your "big tent" has been filled to bursting with conspiracy cuckoos.
    
Anyone want to take or make any bets as for which freshman GOP Rep these morons work?
    
Now, if Raffensberger's smart (And that's problematic, at best, since he's a Republican and voted twice for Trump), he'll contact his counterpart in South Carolina to see if Lin Wood cast a mail-in ballot there, too.
    
A waitress's expose about the cheap, miserable asswipes of the Trump administration, including the cheap, anal Stephen Miller and the equally cheap billionaire scumbags like Wilbur Ross and Betsy DeVos. (She's an unreformed Bernie Bro like me and her remarks on Obama administration officials are equally caustic)
    
This is one liberal who'd certainly be owned if Gaetz quit Congress.
    
Well, I'm just shocked by this right wing financial incestuousness, how about you?
      "To justify those reimbursements, Boebert would have had to drive 38,712 miles while campaigning, despite having no publicly advertised campaign events in March, April or July, and only one in May."
     In other words, Bobo was stealing from her own campaign, hence her own contributors.

    
So, the next time some talking head on Fox bellows at you to "back the blue", remember this.
   
Being a conservative necessarily involves, if not demands, a certain degree of feeble-mindedness and emotional infantility.
    
The main takeaway I get from this is not that MTG would moderate a Facebook group like this (and she still is) but that Fuckbook would tolerate shit like this for years on end.
    
Your Karen o' the day: I'm Being Persecuted! edition.
    
It's on, MoFos.
    
Bloated Trump stooge Jason Miller, who once slipped an abortion pill into the drink of a stripper he knocked up behind his wife's back, threatens to put Pelosi, Schumer and Maxine Waters on trial without explaining how or on what charges if they dare use Trump's own words against him.
    
If the Fort Worth Police were smart, they'd stake out that UPS box and wait for Ali Alexander to show up.  And finally...

     If you're too crazy for Newsmax and make the anchor bolt from the sound stage, then you're officially too crazy to show yourself in public.

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