Pottersville Digest

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     Have you assholes never seen THE THING? Hello?!

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     Here's what happens when you get banned then reinstated on Twitter, and I know this because it's happened to me countless times: When your account gets reinstated, your followers will temporarily be zero. Then, as time goes on, your following will slowly be reinstated so it finally reaches its volume on the day it was banned. The day Trump's account was reinstated, he had just 2.4 million followers, well short of the 88.6 million he had when his account was shut down on January 8th last year. That was still smaller than the 4.2 million followers he had on Truth Social. As of Sunday, Trump's Twitter account's following stoond at 87.2 million, very nearly where it was the date of his suspension. The only reason he hasn't tweeted again is because he's afraid if he does, it'll immediately tank Truth Social's share price. Not that he gives a shit about that, as he has no skin in that game. He didn't have to put up a damned penny of his own money and instead conned other people into investing millions into it. But eventually, those Twitter numbers are going to be too big to resist and he'll start by tweeting occasionally then, before anyone knows it, it'll be 50 times a day and he'll never go on Truth Social again, especially after the merger doesn't go through and the loss of that $1.3 billion dollars in capital will tank it for good. Trust me, I know how this piece of shit thinks. I've been writing about him for going on eight years.

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     This is just endlessly pathetic. The girl comes back a normal human and Mom can't stand that so she hired a $300 a day deprogrammer to set her "right". (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC)

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     Really, at this point, does anyone have the right to be surprised to learn that Kevin McCarthy has the spine of a Gummi worm?

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     Your Brad o' the day.

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     Remind me who the snowflakes are, again?

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     Your co-Brad o' the day.

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     At Rhodes' age, that'll be tantamount to a life sentence. I just hope to God they don't go easy on him during the sentencing phase. This conviction should be a deterrent, but in MAGA world, it just makes him a martyr and a figure to rally around.

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     Historically, Republicans are rotten at finding workable solutions to problems but, boy, they sure know how to spot a grifting opportunity.

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     Meme intermission.

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     She'd love to be made a martyr, wouldn't she? I say we give her what she's asking for.

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     Just as I predicted, Twitter's turning into a bloated version of Gab or Parler.

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     Fuentes and Yiannopoulos are claiming they set up a trap for Trump. If this is true, then he's stupider than we all thought. But he would have had to have known who and what Fuentes was. There was a reason Fuentes was able to get past the Secret Service security detail. And that reason was that Trump waved him in.

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     So, Sonny's a mass shooter and murderer, Daddy's a porn star and Mommy's a violent psychopath. These people make the Crumbleys look like the fucking Cleavers.

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     Shorter Herschel Walker: "Please elect me to the government we need to get rid of so I can vote for the Green New Deal after we get rid of the government."

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     Keep in mind, this is a small but deeply-red county in which Republicans won virtually all the races, a county that Lake won by nearly 60% of the vote. This is how insane these Republicans are.

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     If the law mandated his release, then the laws simply need to be changed. And finally...

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     April is the cruelest month, especially if you're rapist Donald Trump.