Pottersville Digest: The Day Before the Storm edition

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     The rioters weren't at the Capitol trying to overthrow the government because of Mark Meadows. They were there because of Trump.       

     2021: "I'm such an asshole, I'm going to kill Bette White on New Year's Eve just two weeks before her 100th birthday."

     2022: "Hold my champagne. Oh, Barbara Walters, come here for a minute?"

     Too soon?

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     #GeorgeSantos eulogizes Barbara Walters. "She was the best mother any gay, straight, Ukrainian, Brazilian, Catholic, Jewish, poor, rich boy ever had."

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     This is exactly how seven year-olds act when you tell them to clean their room or do a chore and they don't want to.

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     Our government needs to rendition his fat, lying ass NOW the night before he takes the oath of office and send him back to his native country to face justice. We have an extradition treaty with Brazil. We should act like it.

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     Maestro, cue the offkey trumpets.

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     Elon Musk will forever be known as the genius who invented Bring Your Toilet Paper to Work Day.

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     Meme intermission.

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     We should officially designate January 6th Trump Day, just so we never separate Trump from that dark day, ever.

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     I think I just heard what Rudy was saying. It's, "Braaaiiinnnnssss...."

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     Well, it's not everybody that can marry a beer heiress worth $100,000,000 and can therefore afford to buy ten houses.

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   When McCarthy has to move his shit out of Pelosi's office, I want there to be videos and photographs. Lots of them.

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    This is the only way in which Republicans can be considered to be the "law and order" party- By keeping law enforcement busy. And finally...

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     This doesn't sound like he's a man who's got a mandate.