Meanwhile, at Space High Command...

 

     "Explain yourself. How could this happen?"

     "I don't know. It just... did."

     "By primitive, outdated aircraft using liquid nitrogen for propellant?"

     "Apparently, sir."

     "And on the orders of an 80 year-old man?"

     "I'm afraid so, sir."

     "So, how could this happen under your command?"

     "We didn't expect any intelligent life over Alaska."

     "Yes, Sarah Palin. I get it. And where over Alaska did we lose our craft?"

     "Cumtown."

     "Cumtown? We flew halfway across the galaxy to get shot down by a senior citizen over a burg called Cumtown?"

     "I didn't name it, sir."

     Zap!

     "I'm surrounded by fucking morons..."