The House Finally Landed on the Witch

   

Now you can add, "Fired, Effective Immediately" face.

     Yes, Tucker Carlson is now out of a job and can now only boast "Swanson Heir" to his list of current gigs and side hustles. According to news sources like the LA Times, Tucker's abrupt fall from grace was not only abrupt, it came from the top, namely Rupert Murdoch himself. Murdoch, fresh from abruptly firing his own fiancée, apparently saw the light, albeit belatedly, and saw Carlson for the rotting albatross that he is and saw that Abby Grossberg's lawsuit, coming hot on the heels of Dominion's own successful lawsuit, was the straw that broke the camel's back.

     I guess this means that Carlson will start angling for a job at OAN or Newsmax, not that that would be a wise career move, or he'll do a neo Nazi podcast like Steve Bannon's so they can fight for endorsements for anti Bud Light Koozies.

     Much more on this later.