Pottersville Digest

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     "I'm stuck! Squeal, squeal!"

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     Considering Republican hypocrisy I'm amazed the dating app wasn't Grindr.

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     Only in Trumpworld would "pro-family values" begin with raping one's wife.

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     "I could shoot someone in the middle of 5th Avenue and not lose any voters. It's amazing." You can't say that psychopath doesn't know his base.

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    Well, you can't read the room if the rooms are always virtual. Then again, DeSantis never did thrive with other carbon-based life forms.

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    No, asshole, it was nearly 150 Republicans who'd "blown Republican unity to smithereens."

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    The first half of this makes sense. Trump was nice and gracious. Then he started telling the lies about what happened at West Point, including the weather.

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    I don't know why Raw Story wrote about this for the second time. But I recall what I would've written if I had had time. Trump obviously meant this as a dig against DeSantis but, yeah, I have to agree. "Woke" has been expanded to such comically-dilated dimensions that it's been stretched into a loose, vague synonym for anything even vaguely liberal.

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     "Why, yes, I AM a fascist douchebag. Thanks for asking."

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     "The actual known grand total of non-citizens who improperly voted in 2020 was five." Yeah, I can see how those dastardly Five would throw an election that Lake lost by 17,000.

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     I haven't heard much this guy said with which I disagree. It's an admirable sacrifice he's making.

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     Cartoon intermission.

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     So, Gay Pride Month in Utah without teh gay? Sounds par for the course. Maybe people would take him more seriously if he wasn't dressed like a vintage ventriloquist dummy.

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     “But there's a lot of people that have been targeted simply because they walked through the Capitol." Bullshit. The DOJ is going after those who'd assaulted cops, broke into the Capitol Building and tried to impede federal business. Which the tapes show. If the FBI was arresting everyone who was merely at the Capitol, Ali Alexander, Roger Stone and Alex Jones would be singing in the J6 choir.

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     MAGADONIANS?! It sounds like a prehistoric, extraterrestrial species barely proximate to humans.

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     God, I hope so. Putting that raving lunatic in charge of CNN was like putting Goebbels in charge of Der Speigel.

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     Yeah, here's another fact, Donnie Dumbo: Under your "leadership", we accounted for about a quarter of the world's COVID deaths even though we make up just 4% of the world's population.

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     Well, as I often say, if you're not pissing off a right winger today, you're not doing something right. And finally...

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     Paul Blart 3: Body Count.