Pottersville Digest

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    Shorter Republicans: "Yes, we hate you with a passion but please don't deny us the chance to continue victimizing you."

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     Oh, what a shame. Oh wait. No it isn't.

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     Trillion dollar company steals money from underpaid authors.

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     Poor ole Uncle Thomas can try and try but he'll never be an honorary white man.

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    I think I stand on pretty firm ground when I say the United States is the only developed, industrialized nation on earth in which this isn't a crime.

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     One would think the 13th amendment would've rendered this obsolete and unconstitutional. But one would be wrong. I can't believe slavery is still on the books and even baked into Ohio's state constitution.

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     George Santos: "Are you a traitor and a rioter?"

     "Sure."

     "You wanna be my lawyer?"

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     Shorter Pence: "Well, of course I will because I'm such a hide-bound Republican asshole. Please clap."

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     “The people are just suspicious of government all over South Florida.”

     And Trump is exactly the reason why they should be suspicious of it.

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     With gas hitting $4.89 and climbing, let’s all take a moment to appreciate better times, like Chaz Foy's 48 hours of brave service to the community.

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     Another right wing scumbag bites the dust: Ken Paxton's old partner in crime, Nate Paul.

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     Every time I see Seb Gorka, I think of an Eastern European torture specialist in a wife beater, in the back of a garage, holding a blow torch in a Nick Cage direct-to-DVD movie.

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    "This is secret information. Look, look at this." He sounds like an 11 year-old boy showing his father's stash of Playboys to his friends.

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     The headline we deserve: Bo Jo No Mo'.

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     "We are not civilly represented anymore."

    “We need to start killing these traitorous f---stains.”

    The mental disconnect of these people is breathtaking.

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     Sure, why shouldn't the Old Girl get in on the action?

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     I wish there was a way we could root these people out and ship them to Russia like DeSantis and Abbott send immigrants to blue states. And finally...

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     'Wipe away those tears'? You first, crybaby.