Pottersville Digest: Super Expanded edition

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     He keeps pimp-sticking these Republicans and then he wonders why they turn their backs on him. Typical narcissistic sociopath, only on anabolic steroids.

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     Typical right wing, rat fucker move. The problem for Meadows is, Trump tried that defense during the E. Jean Carroll case. "I disparaged her and called her a liar because that was my duties as president." Which Lewis Kaplan laughed out of his court. Plus, the immunity clause, like attorney-client privilege, can be easily dismissed if it's been proven to be used in furtherance of a crime.

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    This shit simply has to stop. The rhetoric targeting our LGBTQ+ brothers and sisters and allies is getting them killed.

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     Anyone who was paying attention seven years ago in 2016 will recall that Trump pulled the same exact stunt in Iowa. The night before the caucus, he left the state and wouldn't take part in the debate. The caucus was narrowly won by Ted Cruz, prompting Trump to insult Iowa voters by saying, "How stupid are the voters of Iowa?" I don't see that happening again but he still runs of the risk of losing the Iowa GOP caucus and exposing himself as a loser yet again.

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     Two object lessons as to why you should never book a cruise with Norwegian Cruise Lines.

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     Another good reason to laugh at Russia.

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    Chuck Todd: "Doug, if Donald Trump's sent you pictures of your grandchildren sleeping in their beds, blink twice."

     Doug Burgum: (blinks twice, furiously, over and over)

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     I still can't understand why that slope-headed rat fucker hasn't been indicted yet.

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     “The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.” Not that the GOP has ever had, has now or ever will have a surfeit of "good men". But, frankly, I keep expecting more of Democrats and they never fail to disappoint. They're just as spineless as the Republicans.

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     And ensuring things go peacefully involves not showing up and doing their damned jobs?

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     "'She campaigned, and is continuing to campaign, and raise money on, this WITCH HUNT.'

Trump also sent out fundraising appeals on Monday, something he's done over the past two years..."

     That tells you all you need to know about his shameless projection.

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     I think it's adorable when these "constitutional sheriffs" think they're defending the people of their little counties from the entire federal government and its guns, gunships, bombers, fighter jets and nuclear arsenal.

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     No doubt, Trump will be crowing about the ratings his own trial will get. "My execution will get the biggest ratings ever? Will be wild!!!"

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     Let me guess: This Woodward guy works for Trump and he told his client to "forget" certain things. Trump Employee Number Four gets the heebie jeebies and switches lawyers. Cassidy Huchinson can tell you all about that.

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     Shorter Trump: "I want as many people as possible watching the most degrading and embarrassing moment of my criminal life."

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     Ah ha! Evidence of liberal, Democrat voter fr... Oh, wait...

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     Has it been lost on anyone that the TN House is starting to look and sound more and more like the Reichstag of 1933?

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     Well, if you hear a canary singing in Fulton County that day, you'll know who it is.

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     So, who's footing the bill? Harlan, I'm looking right at you

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     Now that his chef is gone, look as if Vlad's gonna be ordering takeout for a while.

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     "An active shooter situation in Pittsburgh that morphed into an hours-long standoff with police that saw hundreds of shots fired... His cause of death was not immediately released." Uh, traumatic lead poisoning?

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     Shut the fuck up, you entitled little twat. Your Daddy Warbucks decided to sit his fat, pasty ass out of the debate, ergo you have no right to act as his surrogate.

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     Oh, you mean the "amateur" who showed leadership and humanity when he bailed out your fat, pasty ass after Hurricane Sandy? And finally...

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     I'm sure his martial arts training will come in real handy in the prison shower. (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC)