Pottersville Digest

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     The accusations will come out during the discovery phase. Meanwhile, I think it's hilarious these assholes actually believe Trump when he says he's being arrested for them when, in reality, nearly 1100 of them were arrested for him.

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     Sold, asshole.

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     Telling Trump not to commit crimes is like telling a dog not to sniff other dogs' butts. Frog and the Scorpion, people. It's in his nature. But the judge was smart to publicly put him on notice.

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     Gee, another crooked NYPD cop. What a surprise.

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     What a brave keyboard warrior.

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     Your Karen o' the day.

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     Yes, Mayor Rudy is even more of a disgusting pig than we thought.

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     Rubbing? Dry-humping? Something you'd like to share with the rest of the class, boys?

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     So, who's going to be the cult deprogrammer? And is deprogramming even possible? I've seen cults come and go. Many extinguish themselves with mass suicide. But we're seeing a cult that's in all 50 states, is decentralized and is far larger than Jonestown or Mount Carmel ever was.

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     If Smith ever got Trump on the stand, he'd gut him like a fish.

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     Donnie Dumbo loses in court yet again.

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     "You're too honest."

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    At this point, Trump might as well have tattooed on his forehead, "Please put me in prison."

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     Lock him up. Problem solved.

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    If they were BLM, they would have executed them all by now.

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     Thank goodness this idiot's on Trump's legal team. And finally...

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     Well, it is Alabama, after all.