Pottersville Digest
"I think more Black women should have access to abortions. It would reduce the future prison population." Palm, meet face.
Oh,fuck, not Pizzagate again?
"The binder contained... the US government’s assessment that... Vladimir Putin sought to help Trump win the 2016 election... The former president had ordered it brought there so he could declassify a host of documents related to the FBI’s Russia investigation." -CNN.
In other words, the 21st century's answer to the shredder. I'm almost surprised they didn't wind up clogging the White House toilet.
Donald Trump: refused to testify.
Eric Trump: refused to testify.
Rudy Giuliani: refused to testify.
Jim Jordan: Refused to testify.
Mark Meadows: Refused to testify.
Hunter Biden: demanded to testify in public.
MAGA: What's Hunter Biden hiding?!
The
first child labor laws in US history were passed right here in
Massachusetts in the early 1830s. Republican scum like this Chaney want
to catapult us back 200 years in time. Like, literally. You have to wonder how much money trade groups have bribed her with.
Not
only that but, in keeping with right wing nut jobs the world over,
Giuliani's still doubling and tripling down on his lies about Freeman
and Moss, which, as with Trump and the E. Jean Carroll case, opens him
up to future defamation litigation and an additional financial judgment.
"Shared"?! That fucking file is OWNED by a foreign adversary.
Yes, Jill Biden's Christmas video is much more horrible than Melania's menstrual or dead Tunguska trees. (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC)
Sure,
because the world is always in short supply of gigantic rockets that
blow up on the launch pad, useless satellites clogging outer space,
immolating Teslas and dead monkeys that died after being stuck with
Neuralink brain implants. I guess Musk's Mommy just can't accept the
fact that her son is a cartoon villain out of an Iron Man movie, only
not as competent. (A 2nd tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC)
"Reports from outside the courthouse said that Giuliani exclaimed after the verdict, 'I don’t regret a damn thing!'”
You will when they take away your $6.5 million home, you piece of shit.
"I know you're a Democrat operative." Fuck you, you right wing hillbilly.
So, I guess this officially makes Mercedes a fag hag.
CPAC, only without the Chosen People.
"(I)njured the good name of the Republican Party of Florida..."
Um, excuse me?! What good name?
BLM advocates tearing down statues to racist traitors from the Civil
War. NOT the same thing. As is usual for right wingers, bad analogy. And finally...
Does this really surprise anyone? This hardly rises to the level of
actual news. Trump has been whiteboarding his shit-smeared legacy for
years now.
posted by jurassicpork @ Sunday, December 17, 2023
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