Pottersville Digest

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   As life constantly teaches us, no good deed goes unpunished and no major crime goes uncompensated. Ain't capitalism grand?

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     Meanwhile, in "liberal" Massachusetts...

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    "Zion Zioning Doodong Dadang." Anyone who votes for this blithering fucking idiot is also a blithering fucking idiot. Full stop. Fuck trying to "understand" these morons.

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     These are two headlines that appeared in the Washington Post on the same day. They provide a stark contrast between the parties. You can either choose good old pragmatism and responsible governance or fear and intimidation.

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     So now Dementia Don is going after others with dementia. I know, I'm shocked, SHOCKED.

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     So, press credentials to NBC and MSNBC were withheld but Nazis were allowed in without vetting. Gotcha.

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     Add a "d" to Turley's surname and you'll have his true identity.

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     Issa is just a half a step away from espousing the Great Replacement Theory.

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    Trump? "Selfless"? "Never considers himself"?! Boy, this woman doesn't just drink the Koolaid, she mainlines it straight into her arteries.

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     Meme intermission.

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     Oh no, no cognitive impairment at all.

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     Trump sandwich: All tongue, Russian dressing.

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    New explosive development: The magistrate who had Alexander Smirnov rearrested is now accusing his defense counsel of trying to help him flee the United States.

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     This was a sign that was spotted at CPAC. Read it and tell me what's wrong with it. I'll sit here and wait.

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     I suppose congratulations are in order for AI succeeding in bringing back Gertrude Stein.

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     Oops. The antediluvian Alabama Supreme Court once again said the quiet part out loud.

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     “But right now America needs the crazy uncle at Thanksgiving — not the snowflake niece.” Let's ask Mary Trump for her expert opinion on that. And finally...

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     They should offer him a deal: We'll pay all your legal fees with one condition:

     You drop out of the 2024 presidential race.

     Decisions, decisions.