Pottersville Digest

Bringeth the children unto me, for I haveth big hands.

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     So sad, too bad.

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     Make America Great Again through human cock fights.

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     As usual, Republicans have all the best ideas regarding Black voter outreach. (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC)

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     “As many of us know, Rep Friske is always exercising his 2nd Amendment right.”

     And that includes chasing a stripper and shooting at her?!

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     Even Trump's own people can't stand him. And keep in mind, corporate executives are some of the most evil sociopaths on the planet.

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     Then President Biden can ask him what his current wife's name is. That should be fun.

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     The Trump campaign: "Don't listen to Donald Trump."

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     And the moral of the story, kids, is that not only does crime pay but also pays off in stock options and dividends. (A 2nd tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC)

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     Just remember, folks, idiots like this also have the right to vote

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     "He's probably taking Adderall suppositories. He just shoves them right up his ass!"

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     And the village idiots cheered.

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     "Sir, with all due respect, you are a fucking blithering idiot."

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     Number 1, Biden didn't get 80,000,000 votes. He got 81,000,000. Number 2, Trump actually got 74,000,000 votes, meaning he's actually low-balling his numbers for a change.

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     "But I love you, Mr. President." You do realize that he raped a 13 year-old child in Jeffrey Epstein's townhouse, right?

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     "Back in December 2023, the largest item for the legal defense fund was reportedly covering the bills of a huge party at Trump's Mar-a-Lago country club."
     Think that'll make a difference to the rubes who keep flinging their Social Security checks at him?

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     Sure, because the world is always in desperate need of Jabba the Hutt porn.

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     Another right wing sociopath. And this guy's too far afield for even the other sociopaths in the Indiana Republican Party. And finally...

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     And even after trying to murder a three year-old Muslim girl, she was bonded out... twice. Then again, it is Texas.