Saturday, December 27, 2008

Serial Killers vs Bush


Update: the answers are below. Bet you were stumped at some point, eh?

“I will in all probability be convicted, but I will not go away as a monster, but as a tragedy.” – Joel Rifkin

Below are actual quotes from serial killers, along with some corresponding ones by George W. Bush. Try to guess which are which. The answers will be posted tomorrow.

“I wish I could stop but I could not. I had no other thrill or happiness.” - Dennis Nilsen
“(T)hat happens to be my last choice -- the use of force.” - Bush

"I don't lose sleep over what I have done or have nightmares about it." - Dennis Nilsen
"I must tell you, I'm sleeping a lot better than people would assume." - Bush

“I carried it too far, that’s for sure.” - Jeffrey Dahmer
“I think that in retrospect I could have used a different tone, a different rhetoric.” - Bush

“It wasn't as dark and scary as it sounds. I had a lot of fun...” - Albert DeSalvo
“We’ve had a lot of fun in this experience.” - Bush

“We all go a little mad sometimes.” - Ted Bundy
“I am mindful that we're all sinners...” - Bush

“I could have done it without knowing it. I am not sure if I did it.” - Kenneth Erskine
“If you're like me, you won't remember everything you did here. That can be a good thing.” - Bush

“From my earliest years my recollection is of my father saying: 'Do no' or 'Thou shall not'. Any form of sport or light entertainment was frowned upon and regarded as not edifying.” - John Haigh
“Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of "Hop on Pop.” - Bush

“I was only following God's orders.” - Joseph Kallinger
“God told me to strike… and I struck them…” - Bush

15 Comments:

At December 27, 2008 at 3:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

They're all Bush's.

Terry C, Post-Blues

 
At December 27, 2008 at 3:36 PM, Blogger The Kenosha Kid said...

"If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator"

All the ones that show some sign of remorse are the serial killers.

 
At December 27, 2008 at 5:20 PM, Blogger dancewater said...

the first comments are the serial killer, the second comments are the massive serial killer - I mean bush.

 
At December 27, 2008 at 9:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bush would never use a word like 'edifying' - it's not in his limited vocabulary.

 
At December 27, 2008 at 10:23 PM, Anonymous RageMage said...

sadly I can see Bush saying all of them. He will go to his grave without remorse for these past years. I truly think he does not understand what he and his administration has done.

 
At December 27, 2008 at 11:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did some negroe make those comments.

 
At December 28, 2008 at 7:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Make it harder! Pull some Hannibal Lecter quotes from the "Manhunter" and "Lambs" movies and juxtapose them with the Dei-icider's lines. Of course, Lecter will come off as more erudite, so that would be a give-away.

 
At December 28, 2008 at 11:38 AM, Blogger IsThatLatin said...

No wonder Bush granted Henry Lee Lucas clemency while Gov. He probably felt a certain kinship. Telling for a guy so keen on the death penalty. ;)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Lee_Lucas#Clemency_and_death

 
At December 28, 2008 at 3:59 PM, Blogger GOPnot4me said...

One killed dozens, the other, countless thousands.

 
At December 28, 2008 at 4:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If it turns out that Dubya is convicted of mass murder will it mean that the Supremes who selected him will also face possible prosecution? Just asking. Also, would it mean that all his chicanery and further criminal actions are null and void?

 
At December 28, 2008 at 4:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How does one continue to live in a sane manner, being steeped in the blood of innocent men, women and children? George W. Bush, like his forebears, is just a plain blood-sucking ghoul. They fool their adherents with their pretense that somehow God selected them for the time and the position, yet at the same time they are obviously worshipping at Satan's altar. George W. Bush is the reincarnation of Adolph Hitler, just that A-dolph was a much more cultured evil beast, and George is a beast, period.

 
At December 28, 2008 at 4:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope SMU do not defile their campus and thier good name by having having any association with this criminal reprobate.

 
At December 28, 2008 at 5:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

In 2003, one of George Putsch's childhood friends related how they put firecrackers in frogs to watch them explode and shoot other animals.

http://partners.nytimes.com/library/politics/camp/052100wh-gop-bush-bio.html
http://www.serendipity.li/wot/conover01.htm

Torturing and mutilating animals as a child is a common trait among most serial killers.

 
At December 28, 2008 at 10:26 PM, Anonymous Comrade Rutherford said...

"Americans have too much Freedom"

George Bush, Senior

 
At December 29, 2008 at 9:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Interesting fact. George Bush lied us into a war with Iraq. So did his son.

Like evil fucking father, like evil fucking son. And both of them take after that infamous traitor Prescott Bush. Whether it's nature or nurture the whole family is evil.

 

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