Serial Killers vs Bush
Update: the answers are below. Bet you were stumped at some point, eh?
“I will in all probability be convicted, but I will not go away as a monster, but as a tragedy.” – Joel Rifkin
Below are actual quotes from serial killers, along with some corresponding ones by George W. Bush. Try to guess which are which. The answers will be posted tomorrow.
“I wish I could stop but I could not. I had no other thrill or happiness.” - Dennis Nilsen
“(T)hat happens to be my last choice -- the use of force.” - Bush
"I don't lose sleep over what I have done or have nightmares about it." - Dennis Nilsen
"I must tell you, I'm sleeping a lot better than people would assume." - Bush
“I carried it too far, that’s for sure.” - Jeffrey Dahmer
“I think that in retrospect I could have used a different tone, a different rhetoric.” - Bush
“It wasn't as dark and scary as it sounds. I had a lot of fun...” - Albert DeSalvo
“We’ve had a lot of fun in this experience.” - Bush
“We all go a little mad sometimes.” - Ted Bundy
“I am mindful that we're all sinners...” - Bush
“I could have done it without knowing it. I am not sure if I did it.” - Kenneth Erskine
“If you're like me, you won't remember everything you did here. That can be a good thing.” - Bush
“From my earliest years my recollection is of my father saying: 'Do no' or 'Thou shall not'. Any form of sport or light entertainment was frowned upon and regarded as not edifying.” - John Haigh
“Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of "Hop on Pop.” - Bush
“I was only following God's orders.” - Joseph Kallinger
“God told me to strike… and I struck them…” - Bush
posted by jurassicpork @ Saturday, December 27, 2008
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11 Comments:
They're all Bush's.
Terry C, Post-Blues
"If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator"
All the ones that show some sign of remorse are the serial killers.
the first comments are the serial killer, the second comments are the massive serial killer - I mean bush.
Bush would never use a word like 'edifying' - it's not in his limited vocabulary.
sadly I can see Bush saying all of them. He will go to his grave without remorse for these past years. I truly think he does not understand what he and his administration has done.
Make it harder! Pull some Hannibal Lecter quotes from the "Manhunter" and "Lambs" movies and juxtapose them with the Dei-icider's lines. Of course, Lecter will come off as more erudite, so that would be a give-away.
No wonder Bush granted Henry Lee Lucas clemency while Gov. He probably felt a certain kinship. Telling for a guy so keen on the death penalty. ;)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Lee_Lucas#Clemency_and_death
One killed dozens, the other, countless thousands.
If it turns out that Dubya is convicted of mass murder will it mean that the Supremes who selected him will also face possible prosecution? Just asking. Also, would it mean that all his chicanery and further criminal actions are null and void?
I hope SMU do not defile their campus and thier good name by having having any association with this criminal reprobate.
"Americans have too much Freedom"
George Bush, Senior
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