Friday, June 19, 2009

Pig Boy Breaks Through Bottom of Barrel, Trough

Lord only knows why Rush Limbaugh still works for Clear Channel. Here's my theory:

Somewhere in his $25,000,000 West Palm Beach, Florida mansion Limbaugh must have locked away in a wall safe that sits behind a massive oil painting of Ronald Reagan videotaped and/or photographic evidence of the Mays brothers in bed with a dead Dominican boy hooker and/or a donkey, with Lowry and Mark Mays both passed out among empty tequila bottles with dildos sticking out every which way like heroin syringes. Perhaps Limbaugh himself decided not to go stag during his occasional sex tours and was in a position to train his camcorder on someone else's moral putrefaction for a change.

That's my theory because it doesn't make sense that Clear Channel Communications, the mouthpiece for the Texas Republican Party, would be paying a bloated racist like Rush Limbaugh $400,000,000 at a time when they're laying off thousands of employees and no longer matching the 401(k) plans of those who survived at a time when they're struggling to find $400,000,000.

Limbaugh's latest statements about Sonia Sotormayor can't but make a sane person scratch their head and wonder why this man is even allowed to get anywhere near a microphone or a keyboard after offering to send the Latina Supreme Court nominee a vacuum cleaner and a job cleaning his house.

I guess pig boy heard through the grapevine that her Catholic upbringing may not impel her to try to overturn Roe v Wade. Apparently, Limbaugh is squealing like an Arkansas razorback being led to slaughter because Judge Sotomayor belonged to an all women's club named the Belizean Grove. To the detriment of our brain cells, the Civil Rights and the women's rights movement, Limbaugh wonders aloud if it would've been OK if a male Supreme Court nominee was revealed to have been part of an all male club.

Therefore, one can only conclude that Limbaugh's crippled short-term memory can only be attributable to 1) Oxycontin and Viagra poisoning, 2) early onset of incipient dementia or 3) that he is quite simply the stupidest man in the solar system.

This kind of self-victimizing, eliminationist rhetoric is still endemic throughout right wing radio but its very presence should not in any way be considered mainstream much less be tolerated. To speak in such a fashion of a federal judge of 17 years and Supreme Court nominee simply for belonging to an all women's club at the same university that had no problem with creating an organization whose sole purpose was to exclude women and minorities such as Judge Sotomayor is typical of the GOP and in right wing radio.

Its ubiquity doesn't mean it ought to be tolerated or challenged. Limbaugh's $400,000,000 contract should not be confused with him representing the American mainstream of thought. To Limbaugh and others of his reeking ilk, woman and minorities should not only be barred from trying to crack old boy clubs like the Supreme Court, they shouldn't even organize according to gender, race or political affiliation, especially if they vote Democratic. They're supposed to remain not only separate and unequal but disorganized, to boot.

This is why Republicans and wingnut bloggers snear every summer when progressive bloggers flock to one hotel or another for the annual Netroots convention. This is why they shriek hysterically of liberal media bias whenever a network or newspaper is caught employing more than one liberal at a time. And they make racist jokes that only a pork rind-crunching redneck would laugh at when a female Supreme Court nominee was found to have once been part of an all women's club.

Because God knows there are no all women's clubs in Republican circles.


At June 19, 2009 at 7:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

four hundred million dollars? really? that's just so wrong on so many different levels, i can't even begin.
great postings today, though.

At June 19, 2009 at 7:46 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

Yeah but that's stretched out over 10 years, don't forget. So actually, he makes a modest 40 million a year.

At June 19, 2009 at 8:51 PM, Blogger daveawayfromhome said...

Limbaugh doesnt need videotape to get money from Texas Republicans, he just needs to keep flapping his jaws in the way he always has. There are more backwards-thinking "conservatives" in the country, but few of them have as much money as Texans do.

At June 19, 2009 at 9:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

40 mil a year,wow! I wonder what
Air America pays its on air talent?
Oh yea Rush reaches about 15 million listeners a week.Air America gets about 15 per day.

At June 20, 2009 at 1:27 AM, Anonymous Kootenay said...

Haven't been around for ages, dropped by for a quick visit and within seconds I have beer up my nose. (that was the dead Dominican boy hooker and/or donkey) Ah, you have such a way with words JP! Once my life settles down I'll be back to see what I've missed, armed with Kleenex. Thanks for all you do!

At June 20, 2009 at 7:00 AM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

Glad to have you back, Koot. I was beginning to wonder what happened to you.

At June 20, 2009 at 7:27 AM, Anonymous Diva said...

They always come back to you, don't they, JP?

At June 20, 2009 at 7:51 AM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

I'm amazed Hal Turner hasn't. I almost miss the fat fuck. But I guess he's got his hands full these days.

At June 20, 2009 at 8:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it's been proven that massive and ongoing oxy and ambien use (his other drug of choice) is definitely akin to having dementia if not outright causing it.

Since he obviously hasn't stopped; same diff for the bouncing sweaty man.

The overuse of ambien en masse caused him to literally go deaf for a period of time.

At June 20, 2009 at 8:42 AM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

Ah, if only his Ambien overdose made us deaf!

At June 20, 2009 at 9:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


Limbaugh lives in a $25,000,000 house and makes 40 million a year while you're reduced to breaking the law by working under the table and begging for money on the internet.

At June 20, 2009 at 9:15 AM, Blogger Praxis said...

He, hee.

It would be a great side effect if it left him mute.

There would be teh rub.


At June 20, 2009 at 10:23 AM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

Last anon: Yeah, but at least I don't insult minorities (except for those in the Republican Party), are a hypocrite, go for sex tours with someone's else's Viagra, openly hope our president fails, and got caught doctor shopping to fuel my Oxycontin addiction.

I'm not ashamed for setting up a Paypal account and asking for donations once in a while (as do many bloggers). Beggars ask and don't give in return. I give something back.

So go back to your spider hole and shut the fuck up, you idiotic malcontent.

At June 20, 2009 at 11:01 AM, Blogger Ron Ross said...

Name calling (Pig Boy) is evidence of a weak mind with only weak arguments to employ in the discussion. Next time take on your opponents with specific arguments. It will challenge you intellectually, but it might convince someone of your point of view.

At June 20, 2009 at 11:31 AM, Blogger jurassicpork said...


I refuse to engage in debate with anyone with such a minimal capacity for reading comprehension skills. I did provide a specific argument, which was one against misogynism and racial prejudice. And the very act of trolling my blog proves that you endorse such hatred and intolerance. Good day to you, sir. I have better things to do with my time than to kick half wits such as you to the curb.

At June 20, 2009 at 11:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ya know....They're never gonna have to pay out that 400 million. Rush is a pathetic man. Notice,the bloated douchebag is becoming even more fatter physically? He looks awful,probably smells like rotting sweat and flesh. I feel sorry for those Dominican boy prostitutes.The RNC loves him but....When you're a fat fuck and all of your friends are superficial at best,life sucks no matter how many millions you're collecting. The American experience is riddled with miserable millionaires. From what I understand,he doesn't leave his home to broadcast his show-- he lives a very lonely and isolated life,that's gotta suck. Ever listen and notice his spiel works on the premise that he's talking amongst pals,or in a narrative as if he's speaking to one individual? I guarantee most folks that listen to LimBowel do so alone. And,it's not exactly just a spiel. I think he knows that his listeners have become his only friends--the lonely hearted,isolated,frightened, and marginalized white cocksuckers of privilege,just like himself. A slave to his own empire. An empire solely based upon empty rhetoric. He creates nothing. He produces no tangible product. Yet,he's treated by the RNC as royalty. He's just an RNC mouthpiece and deep down, he's aware that he's a fraud. The man will have a heart attack.

At June 20, 2009 at 11:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh,I wish someone with media/radio experience would chime in. 400 million seems like a a lot of money and I can't see how Limbaugh would/can bring so much ad revenue to the stations that air him. Call me flummoxed.It would be interesting to compare the salaries and percentages of other "entertainers" against El Slob Limbowel's stash.


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