Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Rush Limbaugh Dies at 58


The conservative gadfly leaves behind three merry ex wives and a power vacuum in the Republican Party.

18 Comments:

At June 17, 2009 at 7:12 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

Oh my God, am I gonna get crucified for this one...

 
At June 17, 2009 at 7:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHAAAAAAAAAA?! I just called three friends and told my family the minute I saw this. NO way.
Haven't bothered to see your vid.

Is it true?

 
At June 17, 2009 at 7:46 PM, Blogger The Grand Panjandrum said...

You win the internets today!

 
At June 17, 2009 at 7:52 PM, Blogger Praxis said...

Um, I just told my dad that Limbaugh died.

Is it true? He is searching through the networks for an update.

I just googled and nothing.

Is this April Fool's?

I've been expecting Drugbo to kick it for awhile but...nothing shows up.

 
At June 17, 2009 at 7:54 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

No. Just my luck, the fat fuck will keel over tonight for real.

 
At June 17, 2009 at 8:10 PM, Blogger Praxis said...

I see now that I rushed to judgement. Much like Rush does so often.

Damn. I thought we were having a Wizard of Oz Ding-Dong moment of song.

I just got a text message from my cousin telling me Rush lives on in a very snide sort of way because FOX news hasn't said anything and FOX would know.

Interesting experiment, J.P. I assume that's what you're doing.

Ciao.

 
At June 17, 2009 at 8:18 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

It's not an experiment, Praxis. It's just a fucking joke. But it's a joke that's getting me 280 hits an hour and it's starting to freak me out. The Orangemen at DKos are already calling for me to be waterboarded.

 
At June 17, 2009 at 9:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought it was very funny. I hope you don't get crucified, that is not fun at all.

 
At June 17, 2009 at 9:10 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

Over at DKos, they're already calling for me to be publicly waterboarded at Netroots in Pittsburgh this August.

 
At June 17, 2009 at 9:42 PM, Anonymous Buddhist Jihad said...

Oh?

 
At June 17, 2009 at 10:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I didn't know better I would think I was at a fox news annex. I know I'm at JP just having a little fun. Oh well we can only hope it happens in the near future in the bed of a paid Pro and she/he gets the money up front and blood test show he was high on oxy. It would be fitting that he goes out this way after signing a 200m 10yr deal with ccr and they lay off that many workers to pay him.
jo6pac

 
At June 18, 2009 at 12:13 AM, Anonymous Earl said...

Way to play me, jp...

 
At June 18, 2009 at 7:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I knew this wasn't true. If it had been,the following would've been right underneath the incendiary title:

Detectives and relatives are befuddled by the extremely large collection of children s shoes found hidden in an attic in the home of Rush Limbaugh.

 
At June 18, 2009 at 9:43 AM, Blogger Pryme said...

If that's really going on at DKos, I'm glad I took a leave of absence when I did.

The strange thing is that the media made this a news story: "Obama Swats Fly."

What about putting someone in Iran? Doing an expose on health care? Hey, Eric Boehlert wrote a book, let's have him on.

Nope. Fly-swatting. That's what we get.

 
At June 18, 2009 at 9:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for the five seconds of happiness before I got the joke! :)

 
At June 21, 2009 at 8:31 PM, Anonymous Saskboy said...

I had to read the byline again to get it.

 
At December 30, 2009 at 11:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your a dickhead for posting something like this.

 
At December 31, 2009 at 8:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rush Limbaugh NOT Died. The News is Rumor. He is now serious condition.

Rush Limbaugh Update:

http://www.monkeydollars.net/2009/12/rush-limbaugh-update-from-hospital.html

 

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