The Bat Light's busted.
posted by jurassicpork @ Wednesday, June 17, 2009
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Oh my God, am I gonna get crucified for this one...
WHAAAAAAAAAA?! I just called three friends and told my family the minute I saw this. NO way.Haven't bothered to see your vid.Is it true?
You win the internets today!
Um, I just told my dad that Limbaugh died. Is it true? He is searching through the networks for an update.I just googled and nothing.Is this April Fool's?I've been expecting Drugbo to kick it for awhile but...nothing shows up.
No. Just my luck, the fat fuck will keel over tonight for real.
I see now that I rushed to judgement. Much like Rush does so often.Damn. I thought we were having a Wizard of Oz Ding-Dong moment of song.I just got a text message from my cousin telling me Rush lives on in a very snide sort of way because FOX news hasn't said anything and FOX would know.Interesting experiment, J.P. I assume that's what you're doing.Ciao.
It's not an experiment, Praxis. It's just a fucking joke. But it's a joke that's getting me 280 hits an hour and it's starting to freak me out. The Orangemen at DKos are already calling for me to be waterboarded.
I thought it was very funny. I hope you don't get crucified, that is not fun at all.
Over at DKos, they're already calling for me to be publicly waterboarded at Netroots in Pittsburgh this August.
If I didn't know better I would think I was at a fox news annex. I know I'm at JP just having a little fun. Oh well we can only hope it happens in the near future in the bed of a paid Pro and she/he gets the money up front and blood test show he was high on oxy. It would be fitting that he goes out this way after signing a 200m 10yr deal with ccr and they lay off that many workers to pay him.jo6pac
Way to play me, jp...
I knew this wasn't true. If it had been,the following would've been right underneath the incendiary title:Detectives and relatives are befuddled by the extremely large collection of children s shoes found hidden in an attic in the home of Rush Limbaugh.
If that's really going on at DKos, I'm glad I took a leave of absence when I did.The strange thing is that the media made this a news story: "Obama Swats Fly." What about putting someone in Iran? Doing an expose on health care? Hey, Eric Boehlert wrote a book, let's have him on.Nope. Fly-swatting. That's what we get.
Thanks for the five seconds of happiness before I got the joke! :)
I had to read the byline again to get it.
Your a dickhead for posting something like this.
Rush Limbaugh NOT Died. The News is Rumor. He is now serious condition.Rush Limbaugh Update: http://www.monkeydollars.net/2009/12/rush-limbaugh-update-from-hospital.html
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