There's a New Mitt in Town

...and he's only the 468th parody account on Twitter. I wouldn't be surprised if Romney himself wrote all of them. But all the news hyperlinks are worth clicking on.

Big Bird got me suspended. I know he did. He'd better find a safe hiding place on #SesameStreet between now & Thanksgiving. #p2 #p21 #tlot

— Willard Romney (@ShitWillardSez) October 9, 2012

1st, #p2 accuse us of blocking job creation, then when we say slavery was a blessing in disguise, they yell. thkpr.gs/RaBkBN #p2 #p21

— Willard Romney (@ShitWillardSez) October 9, 2012

2ndly, slavery was a blessing in disguise for the slaves, not for we the job creators. They didn't pay any taxes whatsoever. #p2 #p21 #tlot

— Willard Romney (@ShitWillardSez) October 9, 2012

Here's my only tax plan: To show as many people my tax returns as have seen Joseph Smith's Golden Bible: Which is no one. #p2 #tlot #p21

— Willard Romney (@ShitWillardSez) October 9, 2012

On #Halloween, I'm going out dressed a centrist Democrat. In other words, I'm wearing an Obama mask. #p2 #p21 #RWNJs #tcot #tlot

— Willard Romney (@ShitWillardSez) October 9, 2012

I just found out the hashtag #RWNJ doesn't mean Right Wing of New Jersey. So THAT's why Chris Christie's always associated with it. #p2 #p21

— Willard Romney (@ShitWillardSez) October 9, 2012

Why are so many people talking about me on #Twitter? What did I do to 53% of you? #RWNJs ##tcot #p2 #p21 #tlot

— Willard Romney (@ShitWillardSez) October 9, 2012

Bay Buchanan told #GOProud fags I'll win. Pat's lucky to have such a great kid brother. lgbtqnation.com/2012/10/bay-bu… #p2 #p21 #LGBT #RWNJs #tlot

— Willard Romney (@ShitWillardSez) October 9, 2012

@marnus3 So this is what the country always wanted? President Gordon Gekko?/And your choice would be, who? Charlie Sheen? #p2 #RWNJs #p2

— Willard Romney (@ShitWillardSez) October 9, 2012

I refuse to make this race about religion. Can you blame me? After all, mine converts the dead & thinks God lives on Kolob. #RWNJs #p2 #tcot

— Willard Romney (@ShitWillardSez) October 9, 2012

Does anyone mind if I take credit for firing Bobby Valentine? Didn't think so. #RedSox #p2 #RWNJs #tcot #tlot

— Willard Romney (@ShitWillardSez) October 9, 2012

@theobamadiary Closing in on 1m views: Mitt Romney debates himself youtube.com/watch?v=cPgfzk… … / Proof that I have strong debating skills. #RWNJs

— Willard Romney (@ShitWillardSez) October 9, 2012

I have to say I'm not very amused that my staffers are calling my wife @anndromney "the Mrs. O'Leary's cow" of my campaign. #RWNJs #p2 #p21

— Willard Romney (@ShitWillardSez) October 9, 2012

@joshromney Thanks, son, but I gave up on getting prayers from the 47% who pray to God & hope He'll bail them out. #RWNJs #p2 #p21 #tcot

— Willard Romney (@ShitWillardSez) October 9, 2012

Happy Birthday John Lennon. I'm still waiting for a new album. It's been 32 years. What, Tagg? Who's Mark David Chapman? #p2 #RWNJs #tcot

— Willard Romney (@ShitWillardSez) October 9, 2012

I'm getting followed by all sorts of girls in bikinis who have XXX in their websites. They must be Romney & Vin Diesel fans! #RWNJs #tcot

— Willard Romney (@ShitWillardSez) October 9, 2012

@michellemalkin "Start"? Should Obama supporters start freaking out? / They'd better. My supporters no longer need barf bags at my rallies.

— Willard Romney (@ShitWillardSez) October 9, 2012

@michellemalkin Vandal smears excrement on Romney-Ryan yard sign is.gd/TZC4Dz / Jeez, you tie one dog to a car roof for 12 hours...

— Willard Romney (@ShitWillardSez) October 9, 2012

@teapartycat BP spill could've been prevented by LESS regs!/Yes! Maybe fewer spills would occur if we let BP execs fuck regulators' wives.

— Willard Romney (@ShitWillardSez) October 9, 2012

I follow @sarahpalinusa because I believe in a woman's right to spout lunacy & make shitloads of money doing it just like us swinging dicks.

— Willard Romney (@ShitWillardSez) October 9, 2012

If only all my supporters were this brave! Imagine trying to run a multibillion $ empire after firing all your help? gaw.kr/T1MIfM

— Willard Romney (@ShitWillardSez) October 9, 2012

I'm so proud of my son @tromney. May he one day run a Ponzi scheme worth 50 billion $ like Madoff! thinkprogress.org/economy/2011/1… … #RWNJs #tcot #tlot

— Willard Romney (@ShitWillardSez) October 9, 2012

I told my running mate @reppaulryan that if he just sticks to lying and hair plug jokes, he'll win the debate on Thursday. #RWNJs #tcot #p2

— Willard Romney (@ShitWillardSez) October 9, 2012

My son Josh introduced me today by calling Obama "an obstinate child." That's actually soft-pedaling what I called him. #uppitynigger #RWNJ
— Willard Romney (@ShitWillardSez) October 9, 2012