Thursday, April 25, 2019

Gotham City Digest

(In which our executive offices aren't piss-colored.)

     Donald Trump's first CIA Director, ladies and gentlemen. "We lied, we cheated, we stole." And he got laughter and raucous applause. This is how far we have strayed from our national moral compass.

     Kim Jong Un had the nerve to send us a $2,000,000 bill for killing Otto Warmbier and Trump paid it.

     So, according to Lara Trump, Germany accepting refugees was worse than the founding of the Nazi Party that killed six million in the Holocaust and killed millions more in WWII.
    How fortunate for the world that Eric Trump married Lara, thereby making only two people miserable instead of four.

     White Republicans butthurt after Historical Society reminds them their history didn't start with white Republicans.

     Meanwhile, in Trumpistan, Rhode Island...

     Cesar Sayoc claims he sent bombs out because Trump rallies were like a drug to him. Unfortunately, it's not the kind of drug you can fatally overdose on.

     Get this: Dialogue is better than silence. This, coming from the corporate cunt who banned all five of my accounts that very same day. So I guess if you defend yourself from scurillous attacks that's a big no-no. But repeatedly invite a hostile nation to start a nuclear war on that same platform? Hey, dialogue is healthy, right?

     The IRS and Betsy DeVos's Education Dept just stole a $3000 refund from a single mother for student loan debt. Meanwhile, these same rapacious cocksuckers are gladly handing out tens of billions of taxpayer dollars to the biggest tax dodging corporations.

     You know, I'm generally not a big death penalty proponent but in light of the facts of this case, I'm so glad this piece of shit is now a rotting corpse. That's all I have to say about this then I will think of him no more, except to say it significantly aggrieves me that he had a much more peaceful and totally painless death than his victim.

     Gitmo Day Care. Of course.

     Here's a headline you don't see every day: "Undercover Cops Posing As Drug Buyers Arrested By Undercover Cops Posing As Drug Dealers." No, this isn't satire. This actually happened in Detroit.

     You probably heard about the Coachella puppy dumpster dumper. They arrested her after a few days (all seven of the three day-old pups she'd dumped are doing OK and are hopefully back with their mother).
     Oh yeah, you just KNOW she's a Trump voter.

     Oh fuck you, you fucking hillbillies. This has to be the most idiotic and corrupt legislation I've ever heard of. And that's saying something. Find out how much the oil industry contributed to the campaigns of the crooks who dreamed up this steaming pile of horseshit. Publish the results.

     We Americans are experts at hypocrisy, especially as regards our reverse immigration.

     It's thinking like this that led to 37 mass executions in Saudi Arabia. They executed 148 last year. So far this year- 104. In other words, these show executions are designed to tamp down political dissent and protest. In other words, terrorizing people out of such thoughts. Unlike, you know, terrorists. Like the Saudis who supposedly pulled off 9/11.

     There shouldn't be a debate about impeaching Trump. What's the sense in having laws if we're not going to enforce them?

     Crooked lawbreaker asks aide to break the law again to hide his law-breaking. It's worse than Watergate. And Cummings ain't having any of it.

      Where the fuck do these people come from?

     Let's not forget, this piece of shit Mitch McConnell is up for reelection next year. And it sounds to me as if he's begging us to vote him out of office. I say we oblige him.

     I hate the fucking right wing Daily Kos and hate even more linking to it yet I've always respected Eric Boehlert. And he puts his finger right on the problem about the media's Mueller coverage here.

     There's a not so subtle propaganda campaign against Medicare For All. And it seems the ones catapulting the propaganda are the very people who stand to lose the most- HMOs, Big Pharma & crooked hospital administrators. And most politicians.

     Everyone in that inner circle is pure, mendacious scum. Don't forget, this piece of shit Kushner attended the Trump Tower meeting with a Kremlin-linked attorney and repeatedly lied about meeting with Russians on his SF86 security clearance application.

     Yet another one of Trump's "very fine people." This one was the head of a right wing militia group that had been assisting the Border Patrol illegally detaining and kidnapping asylum seekers. The FBI recently arrested the head of this homemade Bund goon squad and uncovered a plot to assassinate President Obama. Secretary Clinton and George Soros. As with all other stories on the subject, what the media don't ask is why the US Border Patrol was plainly working in harmony with these fascist assholes, to begin with.

     Not even in office for a week and Trump's new Interior Secretary was already under investigation. I love a crook with initiative.

     After the story of those rich white assholes bribing their kids into colleges they didn't even want to get into, it's very heartwarming to read a story about a kid from Mexico who chose a legitimate path to success.
      These are the people Trump's warning us about.

     I can't describe how heart-breaking this is to see yet another journalist getting killed. RIP, Lyra McKee.

     Yep, he fucked up another Easter Egg roll. The look on the Easter Bunny's face every year is perfectly symbolic of the horror we all feel every time he opens his gaping, vagina-shaped maw.

     And they call us liberals "snowflakes." Cry me a river then go drown yourself in it. Referencing Easter as a Christian holiday is a tautology, which was why Obama and Clinton didn't mention it. I mean, who else celebrates Easter? Trump didn't mention Christianity, either. And finally...

     That pile of dirt Republicans are desperately trying to hide under the carpet must be the size of Mount Everest.

1 Comments:

At April 26, 2019 at 10:17 PM, Anonymous CC said...

"White Republicans butthurt after Historical Society reminds them their history didn't start with white Republicans."

Ah, Fort Snelling in Minnesota. I knew it rang a bell. It was one of the forts involved in the Sioux Uprising of 1862. Most Americans have never heard of this war within a war because of the much bigger Civil War taking place at the same time. But land grabs by American settlers didn't go on hiatus.

Naturally, the Sioux resisted these incursions into their territory and sent some settlers fleeing to the safety of the U.S. Army forts built near the frontier, among which was Fort Snelling.

Later the fort was used to "intern" (i.e., imprison) families of Sioux and many of them died due to the weather and its lack of sanitation. Some Sioux leaders were even executed there.

I'm guessing these uncomfortable episodes in Fort Snelling and Minnesota's histories weren't told until recently. Hence, the charge of revisionism.

 

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