"I Hate Myself For Voting Blue"

(With grave apologies to Joan Jett and the Blackhearts)

Election Night, gettin' uptight, where am I?

You said you'd build the wall, was it a lie?

I know I'm hangin' but I'm still wantin' white.

Hey Don, it's a con, they're talkin' 'bout you.

I turn my back and you're with Kim Jong Un.

I'm not really racist, don't like lookin' like a lib.

I think of you toward election day

You took my vote then you took my land away.

I hate myself for voting blue.

Don't want to vote for the Socialist Jew.

You shouldn't have deported my Mexican wife, too.

That's why I hate myself for voting blue

Ow! Uh.

No wall, Mexico says it's not payin'.

Then you took my land through eminent domain

I'm over being frightened 'bout the caravan's blight.

Hey, man, bet you can burn a cross.

You just don't know about your upcoming loss.

I wanna see you begging, then vote Democrat for spite.

I think of you toward election day

You took my vote then you took my land away.

I hate myself for voting blue.

Don't want to vote for the Socialist Jew.

You shouldn't have deported my Mexican wife, too.

That's why I hate myself for voting blue.

I think of you toward election day

You took my vote then you took my land away.

I hate myself for voting blue.

Don't want to vote for the Socialist Jew.

You shouldn't have deported my Mexican wife, too..

That's why I hate myself for voting blue

Ow! Uh.