Tuesday, December 3, 2019

Gotham City Digest: Eat an Impeachment edition

(Yeah, we got this.)

     Flaccid penis speaks on live TV.

     Sestak was running?

    This goes back to last July but it serves as a good refresher to how incredibly petty this tin pot martinet is.

     My Twitter friend Molly Jong-Fast wrote an article about Lisa Page, the long-suffering victim of the short-fingered vulgarian's endless tweets. The 18 month gag rule is over and so is Page's silence.

      Right wingers have no shame and will use any family tragedy for propaganda purposes.

      The race to digitize slavery records is on.

      In case you had any lingering questions regarding why I left the Democratic Party two years ago, here you go- The Old Boy network that the GOP uses is also very much in evidence with the Democrats. So please spare me your bullshit about the parties being vastly different.

      No surprise here. Trump's pulling the old tried-and-untrue cock tease, bait and switch game. Because he cannot escape the fact that the second he opens his big mouth, he's sunk. He'd had mock depositions with his legal team when he was still signaling that he was willing to testify before Mueller's team. He wound up screaming that even the mock deposition was bullshit and was practically turning over tables. That's how guilty he is and this latest act of childish defiance and furtiveness isn't surprising in the least.

        At last, the first crack in the GOP on the House Judiciary Committee.

        Looks as if there WAS a witch. And rounding out the Republican roundup...

        Chris Collins pled guilty last September after calling his charges "a witch hunt." Duncan Hunter is expected to plead guilty to HIS charges after calling them "a witch hunt." So, yeah, I like Donald Trump's chances for beating impeachment and expulsion from office. < /snark>

      Not that Mayor Lightfoot didn't have just cause for this termination but you KNOW Donnie Dumbo is gonna be short-stroking this on Twitter if he hasn't already.

         If anyone would use Section 412 of this fascist law, it would be this asshole.

       The Little Nazi That Couldn't is running for Congress again. Sure, because why NOT run with the Nazi-lite party?

        You posed nude with another woman. You married for money. How is that not "racy"?

        How can the GOP say with a straight face that Trump's only saving grace on the campaign trail is "a strong economy"? The only job market that Trump's improved is the presidential defense lawyer market.

       A dozen & a half women have accused you of rape or sexual assault, many of them occurring during your many marriages. So I wouldn't talk about someone else's affairs, Donnie Dumbo.

         Essentially, they're using each other as momentarily useful idiots.

        Does it surprise you that Don the Con is taking a page from not only Hitler's but also Capone's playbook?

         To the moon, Kellyanne. Bang, zoom.

         The Neo-Nazi Party just gave up on retaking the House and for good reason.

       Meme intermission.

       Fresh out of Winston Smith's vacuum tube at MiniTru...

      Breaking: Federal court rules against the Trump "administration" request for a stay in the Don McGahn testimony battle, calls DOJ's risible arguments "disingenuous & unacceptable mischaracterization."

       Apparently, Melania's Christmas theme for the White House this year is, "You'll Put Your Eye Out, Kid!" Seriously. I don't think even fucking Indiana Jones could survive that gauntlet. If, God forbid, Trump gets re-elected next year, I suspect we'll have this to look forward to in a year:


       How come this isn't a movie?

       Faith and begorrah, chalk another one up to the luck of the Irish!

       Trump to Macron: "Would you like some nice ISIS fighters?" Dear God, here we go again.

      "Last year, just before Halloween, Lewis Lukens, the deputy chief of mission at the U.S. embassy in London, visited a pair of English universities where he spoke about the importance of international cooperation... A week later, Lukens says, his boss, the U.S. ambassador Woody Johnson, an heir to the Johnson & Johnson fortune and a Trump political appointee, told him that he was done, firing Lukens from his post seven months ahead of when he was scheduled to leave for a new assignment. After nearly 30 years as a foreign service officer, his State Department career was over. The reason? Lukens says he had unwittingly committed a fatal error in his speech: He had mentioned former president Barack Obama."

       Time to get out the Sharpie again.

     Mizz Lindsey gets the vapors at the idea of America getting the vapors at the idea of an impeachment trial.

       At this point, Republicans aren't riding on Trump's coattails as much as pulling on them to keep him from dragging them off the cliff. Of course, an easier solution is simply to let them go.

        It seems Harry & Meghan are having a go at Donnie Dumbo by NOT going. Good show. Or rather, no show.

        When trying to defend the indefensible, embrace conspiracy theories. There are always plenty of goobers in their constituencies who already believe them.

        What truly makes me queasy is that I can perfectly imagine the Democrats giving him and his criminal spawn complete immunity from prosecution just to get rid of him. Machine Democrats like Pelosi and Schumer will defend a bullshit deal by saying something like, dare I say it? "the presidency is too big to fail."

         Kamala Harris just ended her presidential campaign. So let's all have an end of watch ceremony for Kamala the Cop.

        I still look at Romney as a useful idiot and I hope he continues to act as one as he did today while pushing back against the Ukraine conspiracy theory.

      This is one of the reasons why I love Bernie Sanders- He makes good decisions then unambiguously stands by them.

         “[If] the committee desires further information from me … I stand ready to answer, under oath, pertinent written interrogatories, and to be interviewed under oath by you and the ranking minority member at the White House.” No, that wasn't written by Trump. Of course it wouldn't be. That was written by Nixon during Watergate.

         It's sad that we as a people need pictures to understand even a complex investigation such as Mueller's. This is part of a six part podcast series. It just seems depressingly ironic that the American people need pictures to understand a report about the crimes of a president who needed to have his London itinerary reduced to icons.

        The House Intelligence Committee just released its report delineating Trump's impeachable offenses in advance of the start of the Judiciary Committee hearings tomorrow.

         When you refuse to fact check ads by politicians of either party, you're not being admirably apolitical- You're siding with the propagandists at the expense of the national discourse. Even worse, you're profiting off their propaganda.

        This is why it's important to take down both these clowns. It makes no sense to expel one collusive crook only to replace him with another.This is why we have to completely decapitate the Executive Branch and expel them both from office.

         Little Rocket Man appears to have set up his own little Potemkin city. All they need now is food.

          Yeah, not out of touch AT ALL, Mayor Pete.

          Remember Susan Gordon, the former Deputy DNI that Trumpie the Klown had blocked from succeeding former DNI Dan Coats? Well, she had some pretty frightening things to say about Trump earlier today. And finally...

           If Montreal can tax churches, why the fuck can't we?

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