Gotham City Digest
(If you think that's frightening, you should see him flare his neck wattles.)
Oh, shut the fuck up, you sexually repressed hags. Your hero Donald
Trump has publicly used words a lot worse than "damn" and you never
once called him on that.
I love this idea. More cities should do this if they don't already have humane shelters.
Cory Booker's out and the Democratic field just got a little whiter.
Jesus Christ, over a Dr. Pepper?
Why couldn't it have been Meghan McCain, instead?
An interesting historical account of why we play nine innings, for you baseball fans out there.
For years, the Astros have been one of the AL's most successful teams but they fired their GM & manager for sign-stealing. Baseball's a game of deception. We've been stealing signs since before Bill Dickey's day. Where's this moral rectitude coming from?
Florida Man, the world's worst superhero.
Just our luck, this'll be the week the aliens finally reach out to us.
The coolest bookstore in Canada.
I adore these juxtapositions. This Ukrainian artist is a genius.
Dogs are the best people.
Sure, why NOT? Why wouldn't a walking septic tank like Donald Trump NOT know a Mr. Hyde?
You have to wonder if he was thinking of Trump's wall.
Expelled for wearing a rainbow shirt? What the fuck is the matter with Kentucky?
Nina Turner is Bernie's Joe Biden back when HST described him as a "rabid weasel on speed." Elizabeth should've just stuck to the truce and kept her trap shut. She doesn't know what hell Nina's prepared to unleash on her.
CA's Secretary of State, Alex Padilla, tossed 750,000 voters from the rolls in 2016. They were mostly Bernie voters. Now, according to Greg Palast, Gov. Gavin Newsom is planning to steal CA from Bernie again.
Trump's trying to bribe the middle class goobers with another "tax cut" for them. And his base is so fucking stupid, they'll fall for it like they did in 2016.
“It’s just so unfair that American companies aren’t allowed to pay bribes to get business overseas."
My sons' mother was a children's book librarian. I cannot imagine her ever doing anything like this.
I never thought we'd be seeing this antebellum bullshit all over again. Protesting Dr. King? Then again, I never saw the rise of Trump, either.
CNN will always be the Clinton News Network to me. But what do you expect from a network founded by a billionaire?
No doubt, Donnie Dumbo is biting his blubbery lower lip in envy that Putin got his entire government to resign immediately.
Trump: "I don't know about these men, I don't know what they do."
Parnas: "He lied."
Sexually repressed rednecks strike again.
Martha McSally just called a CNN reporter "a liberal hack" when asked if she'd consider new evidence in the impeachment trial. Keep in mind McSally is a right wing hack who lost her last election then got shoehorned in by the governor after John McCain died.
Mr. Hyde gets a visit from the FBI.
The impeachment oath was the best part of my birthday. I'll take it.
Well, Trump wanted the Ukrainians to do an investigation and he got it.
Meme intermission.
Seems to me this Mr. Hyde isn't any more stable than his literary predecessor. "The painters and landscapers stopped working! They're trying to kill me! Agh! Vote for me in November!"
Class. That's what I've always loved about right wingers. Their unfailing class toward women.
Thank goodness the Australian firefighters finally got some relief.
In case you're wondering how a right wing hack like Brian Kemp got "elected" governor of Georgia, wonder no more.
More quid pro quo. If there's such thing as an economic terrorist, then Trump is it.
Alan Dershowitz and Ken Starr are expected to join the Trump impeachment legal team.
I love this idea. More cities should do this if they don't already have humane shelters.
Cory Booker's out and the Democratic field just got a little whiter.
Jesus Christ, over a Dr. Pepper?
Why couldn't it have been Meghan McCain, instead?
An interesting historical account of why we play nine innings, for you baseball fans out there.
For years, the Astros have been one of the AL's most successful teams but they fired their GM & manager for sign-stealing. Baseball's a game of deception. We've been stealing signs since before Bill Dickey's day. Where's this moral rectitude coming from?
Florida Man, the world's worst superhero.
Just our luck, this'll be the week the aliens finally reach out to us.
The coolest bookstore in Canada.
I adore these juxtapositions. This Ukrainian artist is a genius.
Dogs are the best people.
Sure, why NOT? Why wouldn't a walking septic tank like Donald Trump NOT know a Mr. Hyde?
You have to wonder if he was thinking of Trump's wall.
Expelled for wearing a rainbow shirt? What the fuck is the matter with Kentucky?
Nina Turner is Bernie's Joe Biden back when HST described him as a "rabid weasel on speed." Elizabeth should've just stuck to the truce and kept her trap shut. She doesn't know what hell Nina's prepared to unleash on her.
CA's Secretary of State, Alex Padilla, tossed 750,000 voters from the rolls in 2016. They were mostly Bernie voters. Now, according to Greg Palast, Gov. Gavin Newsom is planning to steal CA from Bernie again.
Trump's trying to bribe the middle class goobers with another "tax cut" for them. And his base is so fucking stupid, they'll fall for it like they did in 2016.
“It’s just so unfair that American companies aren’t allowed to pay bribes to get business overseas."
My sons' mother was a children's book librarian. I cannot imagine her ever doing anything like this.
I never thought we'd be seeing this antebellum bullshit all over again. Protesting Dr. King? Then again, I never saw the rise of Trump, either.
CNN will always be the Clinton News Network to me. But what do you expect from a network founded by a billionaire?
No doubt, Donnie Dumbo is biting his blubbery lower lip in envy that Putin got his entire government to resign immediately.
Trump: "I don't know about these men, I don't know what they do."
Parnas: "He lied."
Sexually repressed rednecks strike again.
Martha McSally just called a CNN reporter "a liberal hack" when asked if she'd consider new evidence in the impeachment trial. Keep in mind McSally is a right wing hack who lost her last election then got shoehorned in by the governor after John McCain died.
Mr. Hyde gets a visit from the FBI.
The impeachment oath was the best part of my birthday. I'll take it.
Well, Trump wanted the Ukrainians to do an investigation and he got it.
Seems to me this Mr. Hyde isn't any more stable than his literary predecessor. "The painters and landscapers stopped working! They're trying to kill me! Agh! Vote for me in November!"
Class. That's what I've always loved about right wingers. Their unfailing class toward women.
Thank goodness the Australian firefighters finally got some relief.
In case you're wondering how a right wing hack like Brian Kemp got "elected" governor of Georgia, wonder no more.
More quid pro quo. If there's such thing as an economic terrorist, then Trump is it.
Alan Dershowitz and Ken Starr are expected to join the Trump impeachment legal team.
They've worked together before to defend another pedophile.
I'm thinking this TSA agent's spirit animal is a jackass.
Yes, we're trying to impeach you, you son of a bitch.
Here's what happens when you kidnap children- You not only traumatize them, you stunt their growth.
As George Takei would say, "Oh my!"
So, whose interests were the Oakland PD's SWAT team protecting? The people who'd abandoned the house two years ago?
Over the last couple of years, Ted Lieu has become one of my favorite congressmen. He provides a trenchant, rapier-like sense of humor that Congress has been lacking since Barney Frank retired. He showed it again today by telling Nunes to take his letter & shove it.
And yet ANOTHER right wing scumbag bites the dust!
Essentially, Joe Biden, the whitest man alive next to Ben Shapiro, thinks black children hear fewer words because their parents are mute and can't read.
I'm thinking this TSA agent's spirit animal is a jackass.
Yes, we're trying to impeach you, you son of a bitch.
Here's what happens when you kidnap children- You not only traumatize them, you stunt their growth.
As George Takei would say, "Oh my!"
So, whose interests were the Oakland PD's SWAT team protecting? The people who'd abandoned the house two years ago?
Over the last couple of years, Ted Lieu has become one of my favorite congressmen. He provides a trenchant, rapier-like sense of humor that Congress has been lacking since Barney Frank retired. He showed it again today by telling Nunes to take his letter & shove it.
And yet ANOTHER right wing scumbag bites the dust!
Essentially, Joe Biden, the whitest man alive next to Ben Shapiro, thinks black children hear fewer words because their parents are mute and can't read.
This alone proves why this man cannot be president.
I fear four more years of the Clintons.
Who'd ever think Communist China would be more progressive than us over drug prices? (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader CC.)
Finally, some good news. The ERA is one step closer to ratification.
Well, THIS is depressing. One takeaway out of many from this- As with the pedophile scumbag currently squatting in the Oval Office, President Hope and Change also tried to get this case thrown out.
I bet it took at least 100 Iraqi SWAT operators to surround him. Seriously, they had to load this fat fuck onto a flatbed truck because he couldn't fit into a police car.
In 2006, Hillary ran for a 2nd Senate term, vowing to serve the full term then ditched her state two years later to run for president.
I fear four more years of the Clintons.
Who'd ever think Communist China would be more progressive than us over drug prices? (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader CC.)
Finally, some good news. The ERA is one step closer to ratification.
Well, THIS is depressing. One takeaway out of many from this- As with the pedophile scumbag currently squatting in the Oval Office, President Hope and Change also tried to get this case thrown out.
I bet it took at least 100 Iraqi SWAT operators to surround him. Seriously, they had to load this fat fuck onto a flatbed truck because he couldn't fit into a police car.
In 2006, Hillary ran for a 2nd Senate term, vowing to serve the full term then ditched her state two years later to run for president.
In
2018, Elizabeth Warren ran for a 2nd Senate term, vowing to serve the full term then ditched her state two years later to run for president.
But let's not be too hasty with the comparisons.
Mayo Pete will skip an MLK event, surprising exactly no one.
Space Force camo: To better blend in with the dense jungle of outer space.
Remember the last time this happened, when the Trump administration got the whistle blown on it when it had withheld aid? It was 9/11 last year and the withheld aid was to Ukraine.
But let's not be too hasty with the comparisons.
Mayo Pete will skip an MLK event, surprising exactly no one.
Space Force camo: To better blend in with the dense jungle of outer space.
Remember the last time this happened, when the Trump administration got the whistle blown on it when it had withheld aid? It was 9/11 last year and the withheld aid was to Ukraine.
This is getting to be a pattern with these assholes, in having to be shamed into doing the right thing.
"Who controls the past controls the future: who controls the present controls the past." George Orwell. Then, when they were called on their historical revisionism, the National Archives said, "Oops, we made a mistake."
Dope and baby projected on top officers.
Racists? At Trump's favorite propaganda channel? Say it ain't so!
All the "president's" grifters.
And he did this on Michelle Obama's birthday, too. Obsessed much, Donnie Dumbo?
You have no idea how glad I am that the Nutty Professor is on Trump's legal team. Really, it's like an assclown allstar squad from the legal profession. All he needs now is Mayor 9/11 and birther conspiracy theorist Orly Taitz.
Sure you're successful. You don't pay your authors. You can afford to hire a law firm but not pay royalties. That makes sense. And finally...
Donnie Dumbo says, "So what if we lied?"
"Who controls the past controls the future: who controls the present controls the past." George Orwell. Then, when they were called on their historical revisionism, the National Archives said, "Oops, we made a mistake."
Dope and baby projected on top officers.
Racists? At Trump's favorite propaganda channel? Say it ain't so!
All the "president's" grifters.
And he did this on Michelle Obama's birthday, too. Obsessed much, Donnie Dumbo?
You have no idea how glad I am that the Nutty Professor is on Trump's legal team. Really, it's like an assclown allstar squad from the legal profession. All he needs now is Mayor 9/11 and birther conspiracy theorist Orly Taitz.
Sure you're successful. You don't pay your authors. You can afford to hire a law firm but not pay royalties. That makes sense. And finally...
Donnie Dumbo says, "So what if we lied?"
posted by jurassicpork @ Saturday, January 18, 2020
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