Gotham City Digest
(Love is blind and is addicted to Adderall.)
Wait a minute. Repo Men for prosthetic limbs is actually a thing? What the fuck is this, SEINFELD?
This may be a gross oversimplification but this is basically what Trump is facing:
2017: "Fuck you, NATO."
2018: "Fuck you, NATO."
2019: "Fuck you, NATO."
2020: "NATO, help!"
2020: "Fuck you, Trump."
"I can't show it to you." At this point, Trump & Pence sound like Joseph Smith and his golden Bible.
This is exactly how this slippery corporate scumbag escaped justice in Japan.
"There's weak and then there's Trump weak."
No, sweetcheeks, DINOs need to leave the Democratic Party and you need to leave journalism.
“(T)here were a series of imminent attacks, we don’t know when, we don’t know where."
Shorter Pompous Maximus: "We nuthin'. We just like to kill people."
"How did it become acceptable to assassinate one of the top military officers of a country with whom we are not formally at war during a public visit to a third country that had no opposition to his presence?"
This may be a gross oversimplification but this is basically what Trump is facing:
2017: "Fuck you, NATO."
2018: "Fuck you, NATO."
2019: "Fuck you, NATO."
2020: "NATO, help!"
2020: "Fuck you, Trump."
"I can't show it to you." At this point, Trump & Pence sound like Joseph Smith and his golden Bible.
This is exactly how this slippery corporate scumbag escaped justice in Japan.
No, sweetcheeks, DINOs need to leave the Democratic Party and you need to leave journalism.
“(T)here were a series of imminent attacks, we don’t know when, we don’t know where."
Shorter Pompous Maximus: "We nuthin'. We just like to kill people."
"How did it become acceptable to assassinate one of the top military officers of a country with whom we are not formally at war during a public visit to a third country that had no opposition to his presence?"
Good question. Let's ask Pence and Pompeo. Oh wait...
Way to go, kid.
Fredo's greatest moment on TV.
I really hope Pelosi didn't cave to the Republicans like she always does.
I don't know what's worse at this point- Having a US government of competent assassins or one of incompetent ones.
I'm sure that Trump's on top of the earthquakes in Puerto Rico and isn't obsessed at all about his impeachment trial.
Fucking clown. I wouldn't be surprised if he took credit for ending the Second Ice Age.
I love this.
Republicans loath life and nature and love money and power. There's no other way to describe them.
Of course we'd never follow their example. Unless possibly if Bernie gets in in a year.
I love this gal. I want her to be #Bernie's VP then President.
I'm sorry, Fox, but there's no way in hell you can plausibly say Tom Steyer is ahead of #Bernie
in ANY state, on any planet, in any alternate reality in any parallel
dimension. You're just trolling for laughs at this point, aren't you?
The fact the Iranians haven't killed anyone yet isn't because they're missing. They're missing on purpose.
Whether you guys know, both parties run a protection racket. Here's how it goes:
Every person who gets elected to the House or Senate has to meet certain fundraising goals for the party so they can fund THEIR choices for public office. The DCCC and the RCCC each give marching orders to those in their caucus to meet this fundraising goal or we will ensure you don't win reelection. We will not support you. We will not endorse you, We'll blacklist organizations that DO help you. And we'll run candidates against you who WILL play ball with us. They're basically dooming their legislators to the cocktail circuit when they should be on Capitol Hill doing their jobs,.
Way to go, kid.
Fredo's greatest moment on TV.
I really hope Pelosi didn't cave to the Republicans like she always does.
I don't know what's worse at this point- Having a US government of competent assassins or one of incompetent ones.
I'm sure that Trump's on top of the earthquakes in Puerto Rico and isn't obsessed at all about his impeachment trial.
Fucking clown. I wouldn't be surprised if he took credit for ending the Second Ice Age.
I love this.
Republicans loath life and nature and love money and power. There's no other way to describe them.
Of course we'd never follow their example. Unless possibly if Bernie gets in in a year.
I love this gal. I want her to be #Bernie's VP then President.
The fact the Iranians haven't killed anyone yet isn't because they're missing. They're missing on purpose.
Whether you guys know, both parties run a protection racket. Here's how it goes:
Every person who gets elected to the House or Senate has to meet certain fundraising goals for the party so they can fund THEIR choices for public office. The DCCC and the RCCC each give marching orders to those in their caucus to meet this fundraising goal or we will ensure you don't win reelection. We will not support you. We will not endorse you, We'll blacklist organizations that DO help you. And we'll run candidates against you who WILL play ball with us. They're basically dooming their legislators to the cocktail circuit when they should be on Capitol Hill doing their jobs,.
This is how a protection racket works. Pay us tribute or lose your
state or district. It boils down to, "Nice district you got here.Be a
shame if... if someone from the other party got it."
How this isn't enforced under the RICO statutes is beyond me. We need more more people like AOC to rebel against this corrupt racketeering scheme.
Not bad for a 100 year-old fart.
Who thought Trump voters would be so interesting? And finally...
"Because I don't think I have enough of Kim's footprints on my jiggling back."
How this isn't enforced under the RICO statutes is beyond me. We need more more people like AOC to rebel against this corrupt racketeering scheme.
Not bad for a 100 year-old fart.
Who thought Trump voters would be so interesting? And finally...
"Because I don't think I have enough of Kim's footprints on my jiggling back."
posted by jurassicpork @ Sunday, January 12, 2020
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