Welcome Back to Pottersville: Gotham City Digest: Epiphany Day edition

(Have a cigar, you're gonna go far... like Tehran.)

THIS... is a hero.

This is a very cool video and should be seen by everyone who loves astronomy.

Someone should send this to Donnie Dumbo in Mar-a-Lago and tell him this just came out today. He'd believe it.

In short, last December 27th, Pentagon officials inserted killing Soleimani on the menu of options as a poison pill to make other options look more palatable.

So naturally, Donnie Dumbo chose the poison pill that's going to kill a lot of us while he's chowing down on meat loaf and ice cream at his golf course.

Now you know where these world eaters live. Go get them.

Because another fucking Walmart was exactly what was needed by fat Floridians in rascal scooters in desperate need of clay lawn frogs. Note: I used to live near this area 50 years ago.

The Aussie sky recently turned into the aboriginal flag.

According to Steve "White Power" Bannon", Tucker Carlson is Trump's unofficial National Security Advisor.

       There was nobody to speak up for the Kurds when Trump went after them.
       There was nobody to speak up for the Syrians when Trump went after them.
       There was nobody to speak up for NATO when Trump went after them.
       Now that Iran's coming for us, there's nobody left to speak up for us.

And so it begins...

No malarkey. Just like it never existed.

Seriously, #MoscowMitch. Fuck you. Just... fuck you.

Looks like Wisconsin Republican scum are getting an early start on their voter shopping this year.

1700 more layoffs. But the news isn't all bleak. These corporate cunts at IBM paid $0 in taxes in 2018 and their stock is up 16%.

And every single penny of that $34.5 million came from ordinary people, not billionaires & millionaires in wine caves, no Super PACs, no 527s, nothing like that.

Soleimani's funeral procession is much larger than Trump's inauguration crowd.

Meme intermission.

Yesterday, Iraq's parliament voted to expel US forces amid chants of "Death to America." Yes, MUCH better than Obama's perfectly-working nuclear deal

This was just put up on Facebook by an immigration law firm out of Florida.

Yes. He thinks he can govern by tweet. His mind is now completely gone. Completely. OK, fine. When he's finally expelled from office or if they invoke the 25th amendment on his fat, pasty ass, the Democrats can send him a DM before the Secret Service shows up.

Oh thank heaven for little girls. because they sometimes grow up into adult anarchists.

Shorter Trump junta: "Oh, you don't wanna do this. Let us stay another 17 years. We should get it right... eventually...

...maybe."
Even shorter Iraq:
"Go fuck yourself."

Meet George the baby wombat, your daily dose of cute for the day.

If Australia's wildfires were duplicated here, this is what America would look like. And you know something? If America looked like this, Trump would only, grudgingly, help the states that went for him in 2016. Maybe. California can tell you all about that, Twice.

"Enhanced posture," huh? That's the problem with having wet-legged fascists in charge. There's a lot of enhanced posturing from Mar-a-Lago to Washington state.

This looks like a very interesting book well as an invaluable historical document.

“The mansplaining event of the century.” Their words, not mine.

Today, Pelosi proposed a War Powers resolution like Tim Kaine's in the Senate. That's all good and well but it's time we put that bloated toddler in for a permanent time out.

We just lost another Pentagon Chief of Staff, almost exactly a year to the day after the last one.

Trees are essentially community centers for wildlife. My personal favorite: The bear blissfully scratching its back.

The bloated motherfucker is toast. Now watch the right wing media eat Bolton, moustache and all, and brand him as a wild-eyed #BernieBro. So how perfect is it that Bolton announced he was testifying on Epiphany Day?

I love this girl AOC. She tells it like it is whether or not the Tammany Hall wing of the Democratic Party likes it or not.

Our planet's burning. Literally. It can be seen from space by any extraterrestrial civilization that doesn't have a Prime Directive. Australia is burning. California is burning, Russia is burning. Brazil is burning. Decide quickly, decide wisely, or drastic decisions will be made by others for us.

Mizz Lindsey done had another hissy fit at that nasty mulatto mandingo Colin Kaepernick. Buelah, peel Mizz Lindsey a grape, posthaste!

Sure, because what's there NOT to believe coming from a guy who was saved not by Jesus but a lenient parole board?

Ironically, and tellingly, Forbes isn't on this list of the most honest and trusted news sources.

Meet the war-profiteering corporate scum licking their chops and rubbing their bloody little hands at the thought of a war with Iran.

Yeah, Soleimani was an ally of ours back in the day. Hell, I turned that up on my own three fucking days ago but nobody listened to me.

Trump decides to not formally address the nation that has to foot the bill for his Wag the Dog war. And finally...

Who's Henry Mayfield,.Jr.? One of three American soldiers we lost in Kenya while Trump was playing golf and sniping at Democrats on Twitter. I hope he knew what "he signed up for."