Gotham City Digest
(Don't worry, Mitch- I hear sack suits are coming back with a vengeance.)
Republican: There's no such thing as coronavirus. It's a hoax.
Coronavirus: Allow me to correct the record...
"For one, you just know he’ll be back to his usual maniacal stand-up act any minute now. For another, he’s clearly not just satisfying his craven lust for airtime but responding to polls showing a majority of the country disapprove his handling of COVID-19 and distrust anything he says about the virus."
Unfortunately, there are always just enough screaming morons to call make scientific facts and consensus seem "controversial."
Vultures of a feather and all that.
Your Brad & Karen o' the day.
When Fox snaps at you for being a right wing liar, then you know you're a couple of light years off the reservation.
Meme intermission.
The Trump campaign: "Do you have a criminal record?"
"Yes."
"Is your boyfriend a coke head with a record?"
"Yes."
"You're hired."
According to this, Biden's already the next president with 320 electoral
votes & 93 a tossup. The election's just a formality at this point.
Your Karen o' the day.
Changing the language of a bill AFTER it's been ratified. And Trump says Inhofe isn't a fan of cancel culture.
Washington Post to pay racist professional turd and troll Nick Sandmann for being a racist professional turd and troll.
White multimillionaire right winger at the New York Times pisses and moans other white wingers are suppressed.
UFO's, of course. Because, 2020.
It's pathetic that we even have to read and write articles like this because we have a blubbering man baby in the Oval Office.
This is one of the most disgusting abuses of power and shiftless unaccountability I've read in a long time.
Of course he did.
Trumpie the Klown on Sean Handjob's show.
Robert Redfield needs to go, stat. That sycophant motherfucker is killing our kids on Trump's orders.
Meanwhile, upper suburbia's Bonnie & Clyde are, of course, embraced with open arms by the Trump campaign.
Jesus Tap Dancing Christ, Kayleigh, can you get even one thing right? Is that even a remote fucking possibility?!
No matter how you slice, splice or dice it, this shooting of Breonna Tayl9or has fucking hair and warts all over it. And not a single one of these pigs will be charged with anything.
Meanwhile, at the religious wrong...
Your Brad o' the day.
"When the pandemic arrived, these enablers in the conservative media and among the cowardly Republican political class took their cues- masks, no masks, closing, opening- from Trump, whose statements for months were a fusillade of nonsense that reflected only his own pouty anger that Mother Nature had the sheer brass to mess up his presidential grift." - Tom Nichols, USA Today
Your Karen o' the day.
OK, this could've gone better with the Chinese...
This is sick. Dr. Fauci needs a security detail. I don't ever remember seeing times like this.
Bless these guys, the young, the gay, the Hispanics and the African Americans running for Congress out of New York City. I wish them one and all good luck on election night. And finally...
Barstool Sports? Seriously, Donnie Dumbo?
Coronavirus: Allow me to correct the record...
"For one, you just know he’ll be back to his usual maniacal stand-up act any minute now. For another, he’s clearly not just satisfying his craven lust for airtime but responding to polls showing a majority of the country disapprove his handling of COVID-19 and distrust anything he says about the virus."
Unfortunately, there are always just enough screaming morons to call make scientific facts and consensus seem "controversial."
Vultures of a feather and all that.
Your Brad & Karen o' the day.
When Fox snaps at you for being a right wing liar, then you know you're a couple of light years off the reservation.
The Trump campaign: "Do you have a criminal record?"
"Yes."
"Is your boyfriend a coke head with a record?"
"Yes."
"You're hired."
Your Karen o' the day.
Changing the language of a bill AFTER it's been ratified. And Trump says Inhofe isn't a fan of cancel culture.
Washington Post to pay racist professional turd and troll Nick Sandmann for being a racist professional turd and troll.
White multimillionaire right winger at the New York Times pisses and moans other white wingers are suppressed.
UFO's, of course. Because, 2020.
It's pathetic that we even have to read and write articles like this because we have a blubbering man baby in the Oval Office.
This is one of the most disgusting abuses of power and shiftless unaccountability I've read in a long time.
Of course he did.
Trumpie the Klown on Sean Handjob's show.
Robert Redfield needs to go, stat. That sycophant motherfucker is killing our kids on Trump's orders.
Meanwhile, upper suburbia's Bonnie & Clyde are, of course, embraced with open arms by the Trump campaign.
Jesus Tap Dancing Christ, Kayleigh, can you get even one thing right? Is that even a remote fucking possibility?!
No matter how you slice, splice or dice it, this shooting of Breonna Tayl9or has fucking hair and warts all over it. And not a single one of these pigs will be charged with anything.
Meanwhile, at the religious wrong...
Your Brad o' the day.
"When the pandemic arrived, these enablers in the conservative media and among the cowardly Republican political class took their cues- masks, no masks, closing, opening- from Trump, whose statements for months were a fusillade of nonsense that reflected only his own pouty anger that Mother Nature had the sheer brass to mess up his presidential grift." - Tom Nichols, USA Today
Your Karen o' the day.
OK, this could've gone better with the Chinese...
This is sick. Dr. Fauci needs a security detail. I don't ever remember seeing times like this.
Bless these guys, the young, the gay, the Hispanics and the African Americans running for Congress out of New York City. I wish them one and all good luck on election night. And finally...
Barstool Sports? Seriously, Donnie Dumbo?
posted by jurassicpork @ Saturday, July 25, 2020
2 comments
2 Comments:
The election will be closer than what they're predicting now.
Never count out the Dems' ability to snatch defeat (or a lame win) from the jaws of victory.
How many voters will switch to Biden out of contempt for Trump rather than out of love for Biden's platform?
Actually, what is Biden's platform? Oother than not fighting for M4A in favor of expanding Obamacare, I don't remember anything else!
Speaking of which, 125-36-3. Don't forget those numbers. That's the margin by which they voted against Medicare For All in the Democrat Party platform Committee, which is rotten & rife with right wingers.
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