Wednesday, November 18, 2020

Gotham City Digest

(Some memes are too good not to recycle.)


     When national outrage swiftly mounted, the Wayne Count Board of Canvassers reversed their racist decision not to certify the votes in Detroit and voted 4-0 to certify them, after all.
     Naturally, this made Trumpie the Klown squeak on Twitter in outrage.

    Of course, part of the reason the Wayne County Board of Canvassers changed their minds about certifying the election results was because one of their number, Bill Hartmann, was outed as a racist, right wing conspiracy theorist and Islamophobe.
    Remember Chris Krebs, the cybersecurity chief who said the last election was the safest ever? Trump tried to get Chad Wolf, the pretend DHS Director, to fire him. he refused. So Generalissimo Drumpf decided to fire him... by tweet.
    QAnon Mom shoots and kills her pretend attorney. Pity. Trump could've hired him to work on his tiny legal team. So remind me how murderous antifa and BLM are, again?
     So, that's Uncle Fester's grand plan? To get three states to decertify the results? Sounds legit...
     I'd be amazed if Graham's meddling it DIDN'T violate federal law. So, you wanted six more years of this shit eh, South Carolina? Well played, assholes. Thank you so much.
     Baghdad Barbie was in fine form today, let me tell you.
     Yep, sounds about right. Those right wing scum deserve each other.
     Keep in mind this is coming from the Republican mayor of Sterling Heights, Michigan.
     Tom Hartmann's new op-ed is a must-read. Essentially, the right wing billionaires' unspoken mantra regarding freedom is, "For me, not for thee, motherfuckers."
      I hope John McCain's ghost haunts him for all eternity.
     Giuliani just got jilted by a Pennsylvania judge for an evidentiary hearing. So much for the so-called "discovery" phase.
     Your Brad o' the day.
     It's hilarious watching these two pieces of shit Perdue and Loeffler try to walk a tightrope between supporting Trump while acknowledging he's in the twilight of his "presidency". They're holding out faint hopes he'll come to their rescue while it's becoming screamingly obvious he's leaving them both to twist in the wind. Trump's concern with Georgia applies only to himself. He couldn't give a rat's ass who has the majority in the Senate because he knows when the 117th Congress assembles on January 3rd, he'll have one foot out the door.
     It's a miracle! Another dead voter rises from the grave!
    Oh, how nice. Trump just got a much-needed 13th hour endorsement from a regional rump terrorist organization.
    These conspiracy theorist wackos are invading hospitals, vote counting facilities and, last Saturday, even the nation's Capitol. It's a shame for Trump they weren't as much in evidence at the polls on November 3rd.
    1264 people in Scotland have tested positive for coronavirus in the last 24 hours. So you'd think this Scottish nurse would know better than to spread conspiracy theories about it.
    Trump's racist DACA restrictions? Wave bye bye. Judge Garaufis also pointed out that Chad Wolf's tenure as Acting DHS chief is fraudulent and illegitimate.
     If only Wild Bill Donohue went after pedophile priests as viciously as he does the president-elect.
   There's only one explanation for Trump's loyalty purge of officials in the waning hours of his administration- Donald Trump is completely insane. There literally is no other logical explanation for this bizarre behavior.
    Most outgoing presidents spend this time giving pardons and commutations to people. Trump is spending his firing top security officials via tweet. Just as I'd predicted a month ago ago, Trump is scorching the earth for the new administration just to be a fucking asshole.
     As you can expect, Trump and his bare bones campaign and sideshow of a legal team are trying to cherry-pick results in Wisconsin, particularly in Democratic-leaning counties (Read: Black votes.). This is utterly insane, as Wisconsin only has 10 electoral votes and even if he were to flip the state, which he won't, he'll wind up spending nearly $8,000,000 for a partial recount that won't change the election results.
     These overgrown Nazi children are having a tantrum for three reasons: 1) their Fuhrer didn't win. 2) Katie Hobbs is a Democrat and 3) she's a woman. Yet, just look at these right wing idiots cross-eyed and they start blubbering about "the intolerance of the left."
     Cartoon intermission.
     Neal Katyal is right Trump is trying to bring back Jim Crow and is acting like mad King George III- Tax the people but disenfranchise them.
     OK, now that we've got that cleared up, why are they in court tilting against windmills?
     And they're citing, i9n their amended (and late) complaint) Florida state law.
     In Pennsylvania.
    Walter Shaub has GSA administrator Emily Murphy pegged perfectly. He asks, "Could anyone seriously argue that she's any less culpable than a drunk driver who crushes a dozen school children at a bus stop?"
     The newest right wing conspiracy crashes and burns, courtesy of the Gray Lady.
     “Republicans used to mock conspiracy theorists on the far left for doing the same thing that they are doing now, except, my god, they have a president who is egging them on, who is actually getting in the way of a peaceful transition, which, of course, is one of the cornerstones, one of the foundational elements of this constitutional republic.”
     Joey Scar seems to think the left's charges about Diebold were conspiracy theories on a par with Trump's own. But the difference is, we brought the receipts. Our allegations were rooted in rock solid fact. Diebold DID steal the election for Bush, not once but twice. The president of Diebold at the time promised in a speech in 2004 that Diebold "will deliver Ohio to George W. Bush." So Scarborough can go fuck himself. Democrats brought legitimate charges against Republican electoral fraud and the right wing blocked us at every turn.
    
Typical of Trump's scorched earth campaign, he's entrusting the preservation of Holocaust-related sites to an anti Semite and racist who was fired by the WH, then hired by Matt Gaetz.
     
Whatever Trump's got, it's communicable.
   
They got the headline wrong- There's a list of seven of the most embarrassing moments from Giuliani's shitshow of a court appearance in Pennsylvania, including an inability to know the definition of the word "opacity."
    He wants $20,000 a day for this shit show. He is still the guy in that infamous article, A Conversation With Rudy Giuliani Over Bloody Marys at the Mark Hotel, that told us about his drooling, walking around with his fly down all day and leaving his cell phone in a taxi.
    This is probably one of the reason why Jon Ossoff called Perdue a crook to his face at their last debate. And finally...
     Chuck Grassley having COVID-19 shows how fragile the GOP majority in the Senate is now. It'll be even more fragile after January 3rd.

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