Gotham City Digest
(Uninstalling a 21st century menace with 90s dial-up.)
And the swamp gets a little deeper and wider. Meanwhile, the DOJ investigated the investigators who'd investigated Trump's ties to Russia.
Trump's lawyer. Yes, this woman graduated law school, passed a state bar exam and got a license to practice law that didn't come from a raffle.
And Donnie Dumbo goes down in flames yet again.
Couldn't've happened to a nicer fascist. And speaking right wing nut bags getting COVID...
Remember these cheesehead Nazis? The Trump megadonors who'd bitterly resisted coronavirus guidelines? They have COVID.
At this point, Trump is like Dirty Steve in YOUNG GUNS running out of a
cave firing his gun and screaming, "Did you see the size of that
chicken?!" before running back in his cave.
Gee, what a surprise. Mr. Ware was tasked with stamping out election misinformation.
Your Karen o' the day.
We need to wait for Puerto Rico's presidential ballots?! This moron actually got reelected last week?
A pox upon our house. Specifically, the White House.
Short answer: No. But that never stops nut jobs like Trump and OANN, does it?
Because Lord knows teenagers dancing badly in their parents' kitchens is
the gravest national security threat plaguing our nation.
Yes, we coastal elites dominate the country, goobers. Now go cry in your moonshine and pork rinds.
Fuckerberg defends not banning Bannon. But apparently if your name is Robert Crawford and you put up an antifa meme, it's, "Nein, nein, verboten!"
"How dare Rev. Warnock try to take away from me something that was given to me on a silver platter? Beulah, peel me a grape!"
Sent to me yesterday morning by a dear friend in Washington. The Yorkshire Ripper is one person I'm happy to see die of COVID-19.
Sometimes a picture is literally worth 1000 words. We need to get right
wing DINOs like Manchin out of the Senate ASAP. Having a 50/50 split in
the Senate won't do any good when he and other Blue Dog scumbags will
vote against any bill that smells even remotely Socialist.
Yes, we coastal elites dominate the country, goobers. Now go cry in your moonshine and pork rinds.
Fuckerberg defends not banning Bannon. But apparently if your name is Robert Crawford and you put up an antifa meme, it's, "Nein, nein, verboten!"
"How dare Rev. Warnock try to take away from me something that was given to me on a silver platter? Beulah, peel me a grape!"
Sent to me yesterday morning by a dear friend in Washington. The Yorkshire Ripper is one person I'm happy to see die of COVID-19.
Meme intermission.
"My body, my choice."
"My body, my choice."
Oh, NOW right wingers care about a woman having choices over her own body.
Your Brad o' the Day.
Let me guess- He's now building a moat to which he's going to transfer some of the gators from his swamp.
Out of sight, out of mind, He's out of sight because he’s out of his mind.
“One America is the right-wing cable equivalent of Wayne’s World.” Trump's world! Grand Old Party time! Not so excellent!
“We’re going to win Wisconsin, Arizona — it’ll be down to 8,000 votes, and if we can do an audit of the millions of votes, we’ll find 8,000 votes easy. If we can do an audit, we’ll be in good shape there.” -Trump to Byron York yesterday.
If it's under audit, do we get to hide the results for five years?
Either it was secure or it was rigged. You can't have it both ways, stupid.
He is literally killing the Secret Service. He's a deranged, diseased, old fat man who is sickening his family, his friends, his staff, Congress and even his own security detail.
"Give us the drugs first then we'll pay you later, we promise!"
No, we want to live free AND die!
"But Democratic lawmakers are concerned that the transition of power itself might make that task even more of a maddening ordeal than it’s been the last two years—because they’re worried the Trump administration will shred the receipts on the way out."
Your Brad o' the Day.
Let me guess- He's now building a moat to which he's going to transfer some of the gators from his swamp.
Out of sight, out of mind, He's out of sight because he’s out of his mind.
“One America is the right-wing cable equivalent of Wayne’s World.” Trump's world! Grand Old Party time! Not so excellent!
“We’re going to win Wisconsin, Arizona — it’ll be down to 8,000 votes, and if we can do an audit of the millions of votes, we’ll find 8,000 votes easy. If we can do an audit, we’ll be in good shape there.” -Trump to Byron York yesterday.
If it's under audit, do we get to hide the results for five years?
Either it was secure or it was rigged. You can't have it both ways, stupid.
He is literally killing the Secret Service. He's a deranged, diseased, old fat man who is sickening his family, his friends, his staff, Congress and even his own security detail.
"Give us the drugs first then we'll pay you later, we promise!"
No, we want to live free AND die!
"But Democratic lawmakers are concerned that the transition of power itself might make that task even more of a maddening ordeal than it’s been the last two years—because they’re worried the Trump administration will shred the receipts on the way out."
Of course they're destroying
incriminating documents. That's exactly what the Nazis did when the
Soviets and Americans were closing in on the death camps.
Remember when Steve Bannon lost his lawyer after his "heads on pikes" comment? Same thing just happened to Trump.
God knows why he wants to be president for four more years when he plainly isn't interested in the job now.
This is Kyle Rittenhouse's shyster channeling Ernest Hemingway.
Bill Maher's long-lost idiot twin Tommy Tuberhead apparently forgot who we were really fighting in WWII.
CNN and NBC called Georgia for Biden and Kamala Harris. Now begins the hand recount that could take weeks and extend past the deadline.
Right wing ambulance chaser Jonathan Turley gets fact-checked on Fox & Frauds, of all places, on the new right wing conspiracy theory regarding Dominion voting machines that were used in only two Michigan counties.
It wasn't just the cities that put him flat on the canvas. It was also the suburbs & exurbs.
Damn. I was about to call the voter fraud hotline to give them new theory about Obama's plan to turn Trump's penis into a radio antenna that would broadcast Air America all over the world.
I can't believe I'm seeing this but it just goes to show how completely insane Trump is. Even his own border Nazi, the illegitimate Acting head of DHS, Chad Wolf, is disobeying Trump's order to fire the cybersecurity chief.
How ironic is it that the right wing jerkoffs behind Q and the QAnon movement live on a pig farm in the Philippines? How Orwellian, eh? Maybe Napoleon or Snowball will save the day.
You go, girl, but what took you so long?
You've gotta admire the balls of some of these "witnesses" in Trump's succession of Groundhog Day lawsuits.
Yes, they admitted all they had was bullshit and admitted as "evidence" only bullshit they couldn't prove was bullshit. This was what Stephen Colbert infamously once termed "truthiness."
All the electoral votes have been portioned out and they're identical to 2016's... with one very noticeable difference. Biden won 25 states, meaning Trump won the other 25, showing how evenly divided we are as a nation.
Yeah, this was a great idea waiting to happen. No, wait. A new outbreak on the first reopened cruise ship was waiting to happen. My bad.
Reality check on Dominion voting machines:
Remember when Steve Bannon lost his lawyer after his "heads on pikes" comment? Same thing just happened to Trump.
God knows why he wants to be president for four more years when he plainly isn't interested in the job now.
This is Kyle Rittenhouse's shyster channeling Ernest Hemingway.
CNN and NBC called Georgia for Biden and Kamala Harris. Now begins the hand recount that could take weeks and extend past the deadline.
Right wing ambulance chaser Jonathan Turley gets fact-checked on Fox & Frauds, of all places, on the new right wing conspiracy theory regarding Dominion voting machines that were used in only two Michigan counties.
It wasn't just the cities that put him flat on the canvas. It was also the suburbs & exurbs.
Damn. I was about to call the voter fraud hotline to give them new theory about Obama's plan to turn Trump's penis into a radio antenna that would broadcast Air America all over the world.
I can't believe I'm seeing this but it just goes to show how completely insane Trump is. Even his own border Nazi, the illegitimate Acting head of DHS, Chad Wolf, is disobeying Trump's order to fire the cybersecurity chief.
How ironic is it that the right wing jerkoffs behind Q and the QAnon movement live on a pig farm in the Philippines? How Orwellian, eh? Maybe Napoleon or Snowball will save the day.
You go, girl, but what took you so long?
You've gotta admire the balls of some of these "witnesses" in Trump's succession of Groundhog Day lawsuits.
Yes, they admitted all they had was bullshit and admitted as "evidence" only bullshit they couldn't prove was bullshit. This was what Stephen Colbert infamously once termed "truthiness."
All the electoral votes have been portioned out and they're identical to 2016's... with one very noticeable difference. Biden won 25 states, meaning Trump won the other 25, showing how evenly divided we are as a nation.
Yeah, this was a great idea waiting to happen. No, wait. A new outbreak on the first reopened cruise ship was waiting to happen. My bad.
Reality check on Dominion voting machines:
1) They couldn't have cost Trump millions of votes because they were only used in two Michigan polling places.
2) What problems there were with Dominion machines were human-based errors, not in the software.
3) Even factoring in human error, not one had changed even as much as a single vote from one candidate to the other.
You're welcome. And finally...
Azar praised Trump's leadership "that's gotten us where we are today." Yesterday saw over 177,000 new cases.
Azar praised Trump's leadership "that's gotten us where we are today." Yesterday saw over 177,000 new cases.
posted by jurassicpork @ Saturday, November 14, 2020
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