Pottersville Digest

(Charlie McCarthy, meet Mr. Woodchipper.)

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    Why don't any of us call out the GOP for what it is: A rabid pack of 5th Columnists? (Tip o' the tinfoil to Constant Reader, CC.)

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     White people suck. (A second tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC.)

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     I guess Kevin McCarthy's been channeling Joe McCarthy more closely than even I realized in my last article. He even has a list, apparently.

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     Smartmatic's $2.7 billion lawsuit against Fox and friends is a huge hairy deal and here's why.

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     Republicans just want to kill us, plain and simple. We could have 4,500,000 dead, 45,000,000 of COVID-19 and those murderous scumbags would still do the same things they're doing now, namely putting the skids to the HHS nominee's confirmation.

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     Shorter OAN: "Please don't sue us for Mike Lindell's horseshit that we nonetheless thought valid and important enough to put on our joke of a network."

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     "There is still no information on what led to the liens on her restaurant or how they were paid off."

     Two words: Campaign and Contributions.

     Which would be as illegal as trying to dodge your taxes.

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    Roger Stone was videotaped at the Capitol January 6th surrounded by right wing goons. Strictly sightseeing, I'm sure.

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     The grift started over four years ago. Yes, shocking, I know.

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     RIP, Christopher Plummer, one of the greatest actors of all time.

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     It'll be a cold day in Hell before Bobo holds another one of these.

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     "David Hogg was an adult"? Stalking and harassing adults is also against the law, you rabid Munchkin.

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      I read the news today, oh boy. Some lucky wingnut just made the grade. Her name is Nancy Mace.
(A third tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC.)

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     Clyde's also a former gun shop owner, so you KNOW he was strapped. Good job, again, Georgia.

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    I always knew Rittenhouse, the Dollar Store Billy the Kid, would fire one of his lawyers. But I always assumed it would be Lin Wood.

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   Good old MTG (Q-Lollipop Guild), always seeing the optimistic side of her political self-immolation.

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    Shorter Fredo with fake rich guy accent: "They tried to fortify the election to resist my Daddy's efforts to steal it, proof it was rigged."

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     Another reason to love David Hogg.

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     Those radical Democrat, Commie Socialist leftist liberals of Fox News and their cancel culture just canceled Lou Dobbs. His last show's tonight.

     Expect a Howard Beale moment in which he says, "I just ran out of bullshit."

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     Someone should tell the WSJ that MTG's call to assassinate Pelosi goes a tad beyond being cuckoo for Coco Puffs. It's murderous sedition.

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     Not just any judge- A Trump-appointed judge let Jenny Cudd go to Mexico. This is in the same state in which my friend Susan Lindauer spent 10 months in Carswell federal prison for doing her job and trying to warn the Bush administration about 9/11.

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     Biden just came out and said Trump is too crazy to be trusted with the PDB's that he never bothered to read, anyway.

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     Yeah, how's that censorship persecution complex thingie going, FrankenHawley?

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     If you're lucky enough to never have heard Mike Lindell speak, imagine Jesse Ventura with just a brain stem.

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    Major baby good brands are knowingly selling us toxic baby food, according to a Congressional investigation.

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     At the heart of all right wing movements and conspiracy theories is a money-making scheme. As Deep Throat said, "Follow the money." The anti-vaxxer movement is no different.

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     My interview on Alan Warren's NBC radio show, House of Mystery, goes live at midnight tonight EST, 9 PM Pacific.