Pottersville Digest

 

(Yeah, I know. All 81,000,000+votes came from Mexico.)

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     From the "Do As I Say, Not As I Do" files...

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     "You're out of order, the court's out of order, the whole system's out of order!"

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     Cue the sad tuba music. Maybe he should go back to chasing fictional cows.

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     White privilege wins again.

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     "The U.S. Department of Justice expressed concern Wednesday about ballot security and potential voter intimidation arising from the Republican-controlled Arizona Senate’s unprecedented private recount of the 2020 presidential election results in Maricopa County."

     Oh, they "expressed concern". How very Susan Collinsesque. The DOJ should be fucking actively investigating this Nazi clown show.

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     Can Roger Stone be far behind?

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     "Are we there, yet?" "Can I go to the bathroom?" "Fuck this, let me off."

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     Please let it land on Mar a Lago, please let it land on Mar a Lago...

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     Please, don't make me defend Liz Cheney, of all people.

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     Donnie Dumbo just got suspended on Twitter yet again

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     "Foxitis." That's the most ridiculous thing since affluenza.

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     Keep trying, assholes. Your message of hatred will catch on some day.

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     Does anyone see how pathetic Trump truly is with his sad attempts to get back on Twitter? He's like a heroin addict who's been cut off by all his dealers and now he's trying to break in to get his fix even though he gets caught every time.

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     I suppose next thing we'll see are pandas with badges. (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC.)

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     Yes, they were specifically targeting black neighborhoods in nearly a dozen cities then were stupid enough to send each other emails bragging about it.

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     Ambulance chaser goes postal on neighbors, cops.

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     In other words, he's a typical right wing sociopath (pardon the tautology).

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     It couldn't have happened to a nicer racist.

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    "The Confederates didn't even get into the Capitol during the Civil War, but they did three months ago." And finally...

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    Your Brad o' the day.

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